I gotta love this article for trying. Velma still sucks, but at least this time it KNOWS it sucks and says “fuck you” to the people who say it sucks.

I would agree with the basic premise of this, but while the show has been very good, I think it’s just not a high bar to be the best X-men adaptation of all time, because most of them leave a lot to be desired.

Yeah but then it wouldn’t have a flashy name that evokes the futuristic idea of a fully self driving automobile, which is what Musk obviously intended. Something that sounds like glorified cruise control (because that’s what it actually is) doesn’t turn heads like “Autopilot” and “Full Self Driving”. The whole point…

“I have been kicked out of show business” says person performing a comedy show to a sold out crowd.

He also voiced the Goblins in that 1970s Hobbit cartoon I grew up loving so much.

I know Thurl Ravenscroft was the voice of Tony the Tiger, but did he ever actually dress up in the suit? Feels like he would literally never have had to do that.

I wanna say based on user name it’s got to be satire. “Guy WHOSE Always Right”? I mean it’s impossible to tell who’s being satirical and who’s just an idiot these days, but I dunno.

I remember reading something recent about it and I was like “no, this didn’t actually come out, did it?” It turns out it did and I maybe even saw it? But it was so unmemorable that almost everyone has just wiped it from their mind.

This touches on my feelings as well. Blood Meridian was a hard book for me to get through. I’d read a bit, it would get meandering, I’d wanna put it down, but then suddenly I’d get totally drawn into a passage that just described something in insane levels of detail that would bring me right back into it. Not sure how…

I always pictured the Judge as a large, menacing man, not so much of a fatherly figure like Brimley...I imagine someone with the physicality of Dave Bautista.

I’m sure he thinks it does.

Tweeting takes up most of his working and non-working hours.

Ah ok, I saw the movie once, and don’t remember this line.

“The Movie Critic was reportedly set to reteam Tarantino and Brad Pitt, who previously won an Academy Award for playing a stuntman who is as real as a donut, and surprisingly, he was going to reprise the role.”

It’s hilarious that Elon’s entire PR campaign is just massively overpromising and massively underdelivering, and that seems to have skyrocketed Tesla’s initial gains (and is how he seems to be justifying his $56 billion payday). But the truth eventually comes out, and Elon can’t help being a massive dipshit, which is…

I didn’t finish the movie because it was bored, but after several scenes of going to a place and talking to someone, I suddenly realized that there was only like 20 minutes of movie left somehow.

“Snyder’s recycled efforts were most apparent during that movie’s space-cantina recruitment scene”

“Why would anyone feel uncomfortable interacting with a cop unless they’re guilty of a crime??”

“Lotta ants” was my favorite. He was probably the best part of the movie, just kinda ambling around, mumbling about ants.

I don’t think he’s talking about Timothee Chalamet. I think he means more YouTubers and TikTokers and other such “influencers” who are “famous” because they do a dance or model a piece of clothing.