Right, it JUST SO HAPPENS the dude trying to slip this into the bill happens to be the guy who got publicly accosted at the airport when he tried to flee his state and its constituents who were freezing to death.

*Deleting my comment since I totally missed the sentiment here*

It’s separate in terms of not being from the same cinematic universe, but it still fits thematically what I was saying, as a recent Godzilla movie that places the emphasis on the human characters while still having lots of thrilling giant monster action. Given that it, along with the Apple Monarch show, are the two…

Ok, that makes a bit more sense. It wasn’t really clear from the article what Sara Poyzer was originally supposed to be doing, or who the person who can’t speak actually was.

But not the movie it HAS to be. Gareth Edward’s Godzilla, Kong: Skull Island, Minus One, The Monarch TV show on Apple, all of these showed that you can actually make compelling movies where people care about the human characters. The Legendary Monsterverse just abandoned this at the time of King of the Monsters and…

I forget what the previous most recent thing that was supposed to end the world or whatever. That didn’t happen. Oh, I remember! Wasn’t that emergency broadcast test message alert supposed to trigger something or other? What happened to everyone who said that was gonna kill us.

This article seems to be missing a big chunk of what is happening.

Jalopnik still does, last I checked.

Wow, I’ve never heard of that movie. But wow, what a cast. Warwick Davis, Cary Elwes and Timothy Spall in addition to the ones you mentioned.

I was surprised how good the AppleTV+ Monsterverse show was given how bland and devoid of heart these movies have been.

This. He’ll be back out and grifting in (relatively) no time.

The synopsis for The Bride! makes it seem like some kind of Asylum mockbuster trying to capitalize on Poor Things.

[Sideshow Mel voice] They’re allllreaddyy heeere.

My favorite story about the Aztek was when it was reported that Pontiac was paying employees to drive around in Azteks looking happy and like they were having a good time.

I saw an article somewhere today headlined “In MAGA world, nothing happens by accident”. It doesn’t matter what you come up with: it was terrorism, it was DEI, it was Woke, it was immigrants, it was Obama, it was COVID lockdowns (all “theories” I’ve seen being advanced)...the important thing is it’s never an accident.

I have seen both the post trilogy Pirates films. Neither of them are great.

Bro, dude. Bro, dood. dood. Bruh. Brah. Bruv. Dude.

Elon Musk’s favorite playground. Why don’t you use the internet you’re on to search for yourself?

No bridge is going to withstand a cargo ship full on smashing into it.

It’s unthinkable in the US! Why, Donald Trump held an infrastructure week every two weeks. Surely that fixed all the bridges.