I mean, you’d only be able to call or text, or receive calls or texts, from other people with Twitter accounts, though, right?

This is like the “ten second car” Brian O’Connor rolled into Dom Toretto’s shop to replace the one he wrecked.

If Lil Jon and Ludacris don’t show up for Yeah, the whole thing is a failure.

Does Dakota Johnson enjoy being in movies? Why is she an actor? Nothing says nepo baby like “I’m an actor because I HAVE to be, but I hate it here.”

In USA online dating, you match with bots.

I really love the Beluga XL, especially with the painted on face.

You gotta wonder how they didn’t just carpet-bomb these things. I get that they’re super resilient but they can’t fly, and the sequel established they can’t even SWIM!

Ok yeah this is what I was thinking as well. If it’s trained on existing models, then it’s gonna say the stupid shit people have said in the past.

A lot of people are saying tires are easily $1000 for a Prius, and I can’t recall the last time I paid over $500 for four tires, and it’s not like I’m driving crap cars (‘06 Civic Si, ‘14 BRZ, ‘22 WRX). I’m not getting top of the line performance tires but I’m getting things that are guaranteed for at least 40k miles.

It says that without any actual statements from Musk saying that he’s ponying up the cash. The next line says that a Twitter rep says “we” are funding it. So is Twitter, a company famously saddled with huge debt after Musk bought it, and famously only valued at a fraction of what he paid for it, now funding frivolous…

This was my mother’s dream car, and her rich friend who barely drove it sold it to her for a song when he upgraded to a newer generation.

I have to say, in addition to the terrible movies she was in making pathetic box office, it was also some good schadenfreude to see the right wing audience blast the movies for having a tough “woke” badass woman lead.

The fact that he wasn’t even reading the conversations to see what the GPT was saying to his potential partners seems like a pretty glaring hole in this whole thing.

The only thing I really found to try to bring him down (because of course someone always tries) is that Sinead O’Connor said much later that he took advantage of her in kind of a vague way, but she clarifies that it was NOT in a sexual way and anything they did was consensual...this was also a time when Sinead…

Who’s paying for this?

Musk being dedicated to a workplace free of harassment and bullying is rich, considering how much Tesla has had to pay workers in lawsuits over racism and harassment.

I’m possibly an idiot but even reading this article I have no real understanding of what a time crystal actually is.

Yeah, I remember right around his tax changes is when I went full remote for the pandemic. And suddenly couldn’t deduct my personal expenses like electricity, utilities, office space, etc. 

Yeah, every social media website seems to go through the same process:

Kris Kristofferson rules. Every story I’ve heard about him is great. (Cue someone coming in to tell me he’s actually an asshole)