Good list. I’m still hoping against hope that some day we’ll get a dub of Castle of Cagliostro done by Tony Oliver, Richard Epcar, Michelle Ruff and Lex Lang. They’re the Lupin voices I grew up with when the series was on Cartoon Network, I’d love to see their take on the best Lupin story.

Fuckin’ yikes.

It’s not hard to leave Elon speechless these days. His responses are crafted to cater to his right wing simps on Twitter. Get him out of his bubble and he stammers and stumbles like a bumbling fool.

She did get the police involved, and the report helped get her car back, but she still had to pay $5000.

That’s fair. I suppose even in a direct one to one comparison, it’s not the same due to the factors of privilege in their background and upbringing.

Feels like a lot of this should be illegal. For example, how is listing another company’s business as your address not fraud?

I remember going to a midnight showing of The Omen remake back in college (the one with Julia Stiles), about 15 years ago. People brought crying babies to that showing. 

So how would I feel if I got a $1000 on a Tesla and then they just decide to lower the price by another $10,000 in a few months?

I mean, I don’t care enough to dig into how calculated it is, but I like the idea that she just needed a break from sensitive music boys and decided to date a big ol’ doofus for a while. Keep it simple.

Your thoughts on Taylor are pretty much mine on Beyonce, so I guess to each their own. (I’m not really a Taylor fan either, but the whole idea of a carefully calculated and curated brand is much more emblematic of Beyonce to me).

Yeah, I’m not knocking her for it, it’s clearly working for her. But the fact that she has a legion of diehard fans who parse and pore over every lyric and interview and tweet to decipher hidden meanings about her relationships is a big part of her branding.

How is it that Taylor’s romantic life keeps captivating the public imagination?

Your complaints about the McLaren F1 really look like you just wanted to include it for rage bait and then came up with reasons after the fact. Surprised you didn’t use it for the header image. Really drive those clicks!

Wow they really acted fast to punish the priest who allowed her to use the church for filming.

I thought Jenna Ortega’s character was going to be the focus of the film. But she was only there for two-ish days?

Ah ok, I get what you’re saying in that he doesn’t actually DO any of the engineering and leaves that to more capable hands, but in the case of the Cybertruck, I think most if not all of its huge flaws are the result of him being TOO involved and hands on in this particular project. Instead of giving them the idea and…

“Rich Person Buys Land, News at 11"

We know this is not true, as it’s been shown that Tesla engineers actually created a design that wasn’t such an eyesore and engineering nightmare, and it was personally vetoed by Musk who demanded they make it look like a 5 year old child’s drawing/low polygon video game asset.

His brain really is just broken, I don’t think there’s anything deeper than that. He’s intensely lonely, he’s extremely divorced, his kids want nothing to do with him, and he’s ran to the only people who will embrace him and share his same 14-year-old-in-a-50-year-old’s-body sense of humor.

Don’t worry, Elon is on top of it...by which I mean, he’s sharing Pizzagate memes on Twitter.