Fred didn't get naked but George Clinton unfortunately did. Dr. Funkenstein's saggy man boobs still pops up in my nightmares once in a while.

John must have heard Lou Reed's Disco Mystic and thought, "A one lyric song mentioning disco? Hell, I can do that."

That was briefly a trend in the early 90's(Ned's, Girls Against Boys, Cop Shoot Cop).

All the alt/folk bands sound more country than what passes for Country these day.

Four Dollars!

Woof!

Libertarians are pretty much conservatives who like to smoke pot.

Dyslexic Diceman: What are ya, a hmo? OHHHH!

SIIIIIMMMS!

The rape tree that no one liked grew up to be Ben Roethlisburger. Now you know…the rest of the story.

betterforsome, Rolling Stone Magazine owns the trademark to "best album since Some Girls" like if they keep saying it that will make it so but who are we to question the magazine that gave Superheavy five stars?

The Philly classic rock station plays the same old shit and they have the balls to run these bumpers bragging about how big their playlist is. If you hear a guy constantly bragging about how big something he has is, it's usually not true. Am I right, ladies? *Whitney Cummings smirk*

When the sheriff gets attacked by Cujo his last thoughts as he looks in the dog's eyes is, "Is that you, Frank?" It seemed more like a hysterical thought of a dying man than an actual suggestion that the dog was possessed.

"You monster! You expelled Boogerman!"

Snooty Preppie: AV CLUUUUUUB!

Tell your mother I got something to quench her thirst, RIGHT HERE!

Da Mare only got a mixtape.

If people are going to be stuck on a cruise ship with 90's relics they much prefer 311 and Tom Green over Sugar Ray and Smash Mouth. Sorry, Mark.

Plus cocaine. Lots and lots of cocaine.

Now that the singer from The Knack is dead they can use My Sharona in the rape scene, like Tarantino originally wanted to in Pulp Fiction.