Feast your ears on this Spin Doctors cruise, Mr. Mare!

I like how these Satanist think.

I'll take two and a large coffee to go, please!

If Dolph starred in a von Trier movie we might finally get to see the full penetration that Dennis Reynolds longed to see in Lundgren movies.

Will The Suburbs be there or are they still recording the follow-up to Arcade Fire?:

I heard that Hooper came up with the idea for the movie when he heard relatives from Wisconsin talk about Ed Gein.

I FAPPARENTLY EVERY TIME I SEE ALEXANDRA DADDARIO!

Until Obummer takes away our God-given rights to shit ourselves in public! WAKE UP, AMERICA!

SWAAAAAAAAN!

kciP pu traB!

Since we're swapping horror movie actress stories, late last year I went to a couple horror film festivals and at both of them I met Katharine Isabelle, whom I've had the hots for ever since seeing Ginger Snaps back in 2004. She's one of the nicest people I've ever met, not to mention stunning. She remembered me when…

The only difference between Dennis and Gene is at least Dennis once had feelings as a teenager when he was dating Deadtooth. Going by the book review it doesn't sound like Gene ever had feelings in his life.

BOOM! ROASTED!

BOOM! ROASTED!

Gunfight: Blouses!

Gunfight: Blouses!

I watched a little bit of that movie when SyFy aired it last Saturday. It threw me off when I saw this review. I thought, "Is AVClub reviewing SyFy Channel movies now?"

I watched a little bit of that movie when SyFy aired it last Saturday. It threw me off when I saw this review. I thought, "Is AVClub reviewing SyFy Channel movies now?"

Talk about Least Essential, amirite brahs?

Talk about Least Essential, amirite brahs?