Something, something mewling quim.

*slams right fist into left palm repeatedly* What did she say about candy corn?

*slams right fist into left palm repeatedly* What did she say about candy corn?

We have to go flabbier! *BWWWOOOOOMMMMMP!*

We have to go flabbier! *BWWWOOOOOMMMMMP!*

Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones would like to have a word with you.

Brad "Cinema Snob" Jones would like to have a word with you.

"Hey, Butt-head, who would win in a fight between Plantman and Spoonman?'

"Hey, Butt-head, who would win in a fight between Plantman and Spoonman?'

When he was called in for the raid he was working at his side-job, trumpet player in "Ghost Town: A Tribute To The Specials".

When he was called in for the raid he was working at his side-job, trumpet player in "Ghost Town: A Tribute To The Specials".

I'm here for the Sweet Clam rage. Her reactions to Amelie are often more funny the the actual feature.

I'm here for the Sweet Clam rage. Her reactions to Amelie are often more funny the the actual feature.

Between the "acts all Italian-y" here and the "Bravo, cable's dead gay son" in the Heathers t.v. show article you can take the rest of the week off, O'Neal. You earned it.

Between the "acts all Italian-y" here and the "Bravo, cable's dead gay son" in the Heathers t.v. show article you can take the rest of the week off, O'Neal. You earned it.

Wimps and college students, LEAVE THE HALL!

Wimps and college students, LEAVE THE HALL!

I want to take Mary Elizabeth Winstead out to a nice restaurant where we could talk about our thoughts and feeling and afterwards we'd take a walk down by the beach where I'd hold her hand if she would let me and at the end of the night I would walk her to her door and maybe give her a kiss on the cheek if she would…

I want to take Mary Elizabeth Winstead out to a nice restaurant where we could talk about our thoughts and feeling and afterwards we'd take a walk down by the beach where I'd hold her hand if she would let me and at the end of the night I would walk her to her door and maybe give her a kiss on the cheek if she would…

Flipper, motherfuckers!