"I like how these French people think."

"We don't take too kindly to conservative-types 'round heer"

"We don't take too kindly to conservative-types 'round heer"

I'm sure SyFy/The Asylum would pick up Wand of the Dead.

I'm sure SyFy/The Asylum would pick up Wand of the Dead.

50 Cent's former on-screen partner Val Kilmer watches Freelancers as a single tear falls down his face. "It should have been me", he quietly sobbed.

50 Cent's former on-screen partner Val Kilmer watches Freelancers as a single tear falls down his face. "It should have been me", he quietly sobbed.

You're probably thinking of the cover of Sleepaway Camp 2 with the bag with the Freddy glove and Jason hockey mask sticking out of.

You're probably thinking of the cover of Sleepaway Camp 2 with the bag with the Freddy glove and Jason hockey mask sticking out of.

That's the joke.

That's the joke.

inle, actually the bitch chokes Wayne. It's the only way he can get off.

inle, actually the bitch chokes Wayne. It's the only way he can get off.

I'd take Mumford over that Foster The People horseshit. FTP makes Death Cab For Cutie sound like Cannibal Corpse. Fuck all that fey hipster pop.

I'd take Mumford over that Foster The People horseshit. FTP makes Death Cab For Cutie sound like Cannibal Corpse. Fuck all that fey hipster pop.

With Special Guest Kid Rock.

With Special Guest Kid Rock.

"Simpson!"-Mick Jagger, R&R Fantasy Camp

"Simpson!"-Mick Jagger, R&R Fantasy Camp

I wonder if Hinkley ever looks back and thinks, "Man, I sure was barking up the wrong tree with that one. I must have been crazy."