Them robots just want to get lucky.

There's No Love Like Robot Love

Then he just walks off. More like a Bipolar Bear! Ahahahahahahaha-...

I wish people like you would just crow away.

His crappy game wouldn't even make a good Booby prize.

I'm sure he'll be back to his chirpy old self in no time.

He was a loon to give up that cash cow

I think that fits the bill

How do you pirate something that's already free???

(Argh! Wish I had thought of that one!) Perhaps he'll migrate to a new project?

Yeah, to take that kind of criticism you have to be unflappable.

Hopefully Nintendo doesn't swoop in and take it

Well, hopefully he was able to create a nice little nest egg for himself.

Guess the creator couldn't stand being pecked at on Twitter

I'm still waiting for Jezebel's view on how Flappy Bird represented the opression of women on this patriarchal society. And maybe some Gizmodo tutorial on how to create your own custom Flappy Bird app!

Hoo, that one really flew the coop.

Probably because no one goes to the Window's Store lol!

Metroplex or Fortress Maximus here.

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