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my thoughts re: this are she honestly does not care at all bc her father makes her do this and she is otherwise too medicated to feel anything

So every summer from age 4 on we passed this swamp on the way to the outer banks. My dad is the typical lame dad joke king and I swear until this article I had no idea the swamp was actually named this. I was 100% sure it’s just what he called it cause he’s a dork.

I’m getting tired of the athleisure mom shaming. Honestly, it’s exhausting. What, exactly, is it ok for moms to wear? Please tell me. I spend all day crawling around on the floor, sweating, wrestling the baby into the stroller for walks, whatever. And I’m sorry that actually the easiest thing to wear for these

Yeah, it sounds like you’re not *actually* supposed to work out before Being Seen in Athleisure... That’s the message I’m getting.

They are exactly why I hate to wear my workout clothes anywhere but the gym.

Many of the moms in my neighborhood and daycare seem to only wear yoga/athleisure type clothing. For me, it projects - as you say - they are fit and healthy and exercising. As if they are attempting to justify not working with an impression of perpetual exercise. They look like they spent a lot of money to look like

He’s in a Whole Foods.

I teach at Northern Virginia Community College. We have a “guaranteed admission” program; if students complete a specific two-year curriculum with an acceptable grade they are guaranteed admission to a Virginia four-year college to complete their degree.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

And here I am in Italy complaining that work started again after I just took a well paid 4 weeks vacations w family...2 weeks at the sea, 2 weeks up in the mountains! it’s good to live in Europe😏 4 weeks vacation (on top of Xmas vacation) puts a whole new perspective on life and what’s really important.

LOL I re-read that like 3 times. We work long hours, then went on the describe an 8 hour shift. After which you had enough energy to get totally shit faced and dance to terrible music for another 3 hours.

Can someone do the math to calculate work hours from 4pm to 12am because I did and it appears the answer is 8 but she’s complaining like it’s a thousand.

Very tame. She describes… a job. Not a workplace dripping with insanity. I read the Guardian article as well, and it mostly points out that Gizmodo stories are inaccurate, and rattles of some bad things that happened. Again, nothing you don’t hear about in most workplaces.

Considering work experiences I’ve heard of, this is pretty run of the mill. 8 hour shifts? Oh noes, a full time job! Late hours? So are a lot of other jobs. Didn’t get to go to the holiday party? Some places (mine included) are too sensitive to even consider a holiday party.

“14 best and most absurd things.” I love people who punch out a rant based on what they think the article is about rather than, you know, what it is actually about.

No shit, that sounds better than pretty much any job I have ever had. You got drunk after work, went dancing and bowling and karaoke? Not exactly something you call OSHA over.

Yeah, her very long shift was 8 hours - so a normal work day, right. Boo fucking hoo. Sorry bitches, I deal will worse than this shit daily and probably paid a quarter of what these trending twats are

That was way more tame than I expected it to be.

God damn it, Thor. Stop fucking around with Mjolnir. You don’t want to go to war with Santa. It’s a war with no winners.