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my thoughts re: this are she honestly does not care at all bc her father makes her do this and she is otherwise too medicated to feel anything

So every summer from age 4 on we passed this swamp on the way to the outer banks. My dad is the typical lame dad joke king and I swear until this article I had no idea the swamp was actually named this. I was 100% sure it’s just what he called it cause he’s a dork.

I’m getting tired of the athleisure mom shaming. Honestly, it’s exhausting. What, exactly, is it ok for moms to wear? Please tell me. I spend all day crawling around on the floor, sweating, wrestling the baby into the stroller for walks, whatever. And I’m sorry that actually the easiest thing to wear for these

Yeah, it sounds like you’re not *actually* supposed to work out before Being Seen in Athleisure... That’s the message I’m getting.

They are exactly why I hate to wear my workout clothes anywhere but the gym.

Many of the moms in my neighborhood and daycare seem to only wear yoga/athleisure type clothing. For me, it projects - as you say - they are fit and healthy and exercising. As if they are attempting to justify not working with an impression of perpetual exercise. They look like they spent a lot of money to look like

He’s in a Whole Foods.

Can’t

CTE is real, folks.

Getting these things around on flat land is no picnic either. The trucks they use for this have a second steering mechanism at the rear that’s controlled by a followup escort vehicle. Pretty cool to watch.

Turbine blades and poles get hauled through the county I live in frequently. The Indiana state police will escort them through town and the caravans typically include a tail vehicle, a head vehicle, a utility truck with cherry picker (for those power line incidents) and the trailers are usually broken into segments

Tell us everything about the rat, pls

Please run for office.

As part of a lengthy parole, they should make him wear an ankle bracelet that senses the presence of women in his vicinity and broadcasts a warning. “I’m a rapist! Run away! I’m a rapist! Run away!” Then it delivers a dose of date rape drugs to him and he passes out wherever he might be. He must also carry a pack of

I keep reminding myself this turd has to register as a sex offender for the rest of his miserable life.

Most people I talk to seem more angry than shocked.

I’m sure he’ll be eating steak with his dad asap.

i knew this was coming, and yet...