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Sad. The Nightly Show is so much funnier than Trevor Noah’s Daily Show. I hate @Midnight. But I’m a girl, so I guess I’m not the target demographic.

Oh, come on. You’ve seen the GOP trot out black police officers to say ‘All Lives Matter’. It’s dumb, but we’ve all seen it.

I love all of these and would enthusiastically move right in and start wearing petticoats or whatever.

Welp, that’s it. Starting from the beginning and watching every single episode on Netflix for the third time.

Amazing. God bless this lady! I had no idea Ryan Lochte was so fucking vapid. But yeah, adorable that he thinks he’s so much more than a typical Olympian LOL. Bless his heart.

The worst part of the whole thing is having to hear T Swift use the word ‘dope’.

DIBS ON PACEY

I don’t know anything about this business, but doesn’t it sorta make sense that since Stephen Colbert is [seemingly] prrrrretttty white, the stuff he reads that really resonates with him would come from a more white, male voice? B/c the material does need to be stuff that fits him, right? Agreed on the apathetic

Amen. I lived in Silicon Valley for 12 years, I’ve been back in the rural Midwest for 2 years and COULD NOT be fucking happier. I feel like I was on some bizarre planet for 12 years. And I’m a liberal democratic treehugger who works in finance and made a lot of money there, so people in the Bay area certainly thought

God that was so embarrassing to read.

I have eyelash extensions, so I need oil-free products around my eyes. Anyone have any suggestions to get the glossy look oil-free?

Also, b/c I don’t watch music videos nor award shows, I pretty much just hear music on the radio or at bars. I often have no CLUE the ethnicity or background of the person singing. I didn’t know Trainor was a white blonde until she had a couple ‘hits’ and I saw an article posted about her on FB that had her picture on

So people look down on entertainers who want to make music that’s super popular? It’s so bad that that’s a goal they have? They’re all supposed to be about the ‘art’ of it without the achievement of success being a factor for them at all? Come the fuck on, that’s some hipster, snobby, unrealistic nonsense. There are

So is it only appropriation of African American (or maybe also Native American) culture that can’t be considered a tribute or ‘inspired by’? B/c I gave an example earlier of a Canadian who does a very distinct Appalachian sound, despite having no connections to Appalachia. Or Keith Urban, an Australian, who sings

Maybe as a WASP Millennial I just ‘don’t get it’, admittedly, so I’m not asking rhetorical questions, I’m listening. I’m also not an expert on music. But I’m from the Midwest, I listen to a broad range of music, and I’ve heard a lot of music where singer/songwriters have ‘found a voice’ and sound that aren’t rooted in

I’m from the Midwest. Everyone of all races here (if they’re born and raised here, anyway) drops Gs. (Yes, I know, not *literally* everyone, but it’s very, very common.)

“Once I start, I can’t stop.” This is my issue. I actually don’t drink often. Once a month, maybe. But when I do drink, I drink everything I have and I experience blackouts. I don’t crave alcohol when I’m not drinking. So I don’t think (?) I’m an alcoholic. Luckily, when I do drink, I’m at home and don’t have to work