I think it’d be pretty funny to concern troll a gathering of right-wing cretins (NRA, RNC, etc.) by walking around with an American flag and a jambox blasting the anthem on repeat. As soon as someone turns away from the flag, moves, talks, etc. heckle them with stuff like “why don’t you respect the flag Colin…

Where there’s a wheel, there’s a way...

they have dice too

The fact that the Suzuki in the bottom pic isn’t in my driveway makes me feel like life has been wasted.

And if you ever get in an accident, everybody automatically blames you "for riding the damn thing "

My favorite kind of trail mix is the kind that’s all M&Ms.

Post said poem or it didn’t happen. I need something to take the piss outta.

One of the dipshit talking heads on DC sports radio will undoubtedly suggest this on Monday.

Sources: Washington to sign Nkemdiche for $200 million. Waives all conditioning tests

Remember when we were raised to play at 100% until the final out/buzzer?

If this had happen during the Montreal portion of the Rays season, it would have been even more confusing because it would have all been in metric.

I got the tension in the strap
Train tracks getting scratched
Grille is matte black
Got the bumper black to match

my precise thought upon hearing this.

Get Jordan Peele to direct, Marvel. DO IT.

Starting price at less than $60k.... Consider the game changed.

Yeah, but what about Tom Cruise?

Having a shitpost cause Civil War Part 2 would be peak 2019

Trump: “Do sexy aliens exist?”

In order to ask if aliens exist, Trump would by default have to have at least a passing interest in life forms that are neither him nor his “type.”

Not gonna lie. I've been saving this puppy for a Jalopnik Storm Area 51 post. My time has finally come.