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Like plants, bros crave electrolytes.

True.  There’s no “cool way” to correct an understeer besides slowing down.  But countersteering into an oversteer while maintaining speed...this is the stuff heroes are made out of

I’m pretty sure this is how all the boomers started with the drive-in trays and poodle skirts and timeout dolls at all the muscle car shows....

Well, that’s just good salesmanship.

Are you the couple in that cute VW ad where they keep boning in progressively larger VWs?

All that stop and go driving during commutes with a stick would suck ass and wear out the clutch. Dealing with a stick in DC traffic hell was abysmal. 

Avocado Toast

I don’t know who or what BTS is. I wish I didn’t know who Jimmy Fallon is.

I mean, if your two favorite AC games are the literal worst ones I could see why you wouldn’t like this...

As a rider, that’s about 100 steps farther than most assholes who nearly kill me go. 

Tough, but fair.

Try a wife, try a wife. Not only money but, time too. 

Begun, the drone wars have.

There will never be enough Good Place.

“That car, developed by famed engineer and Lexus LS godfather Ichiro Suzuki”

it’s amazing. to my wife’s dismay, it’s our dining table centerpiece

it’s amazing. to my wife’s dismay, it’s our dining table centerpiece