The real question is, how do I get these shoes?

In most cases, it’s the lesser of two evils.

One guy in a lab coat climbs a ladder holding a feather and a Heineken. Another guy at the bottom of said ladder. Guy drops feather and Heineken. Feather hits the ground. Guy catches Heineken a few seconds later. “Sometimes lighter is better. Drink responsibly.”

Instead of using colored people (overtly or subconsciously) to reference their tag, couldn’t they have had their beer slide past bottles/glasses of stouts and IPA’s, or the intended recipient walk past those other bottles/glasses? That would have made the context make much more sense...and at least made the implicit…

Gosh this article sure made me feel old. When I was young and a frequent visitor of such establishments I always paid cash. As for water, I wasn’t going into a bar for water but I went to bars so often I knew the bartenders and they would have been more than happy to pour me a water if I wanted one. As for tipping I…

I’ve seen it. I had nightmares about it, as an 8-year old kid. I recognized it instantaneously...

I see Maximilian from the movie “The Black Hole.” If you’ve seen this, you also have weird tastes in movies.

Most of the microbreweries in the greater Boston area have self-serve water coolers around the establishment. Aside from being a convenience for everyone, I think it helps add to the positive vibe of the place. It’s like, “Hey, we’re here to chill, have good beer, and drink responsibly.”

Well actually...

My search brought back different results:

They are chartreuse.

Also, where the hell else does he want the stadium to be? There’s no room for it downtown. Yeah, I-71 can get crowded, but it’s centrally located and easy to find. Does he really want 15,000 people driving down N High Street?

I don’t get why people thing this is ugly. Doesn’t look bad to me (relative to an F1 car which is pretty ugly anyway [its beauty is in its functionality]).

Except that doesn’t always work. There’s a signal near my house that counts down from 15, goes to a solid “don’t walk,” and the light stays green for another 15 seconds or so.

Here in Toronto, some intersections will have the countdown timer, but then immediately revert back to the “crossing man” signal (so the light doesn’t actually change).

What? You think that having a manual behind an engine which seemingly only exists to push the boundaries of CELs/mile would make it sell?

John, I promise you today’s teens can teach me a thing or two about swearing

Legitimate sites! And I didn’t even write all the stuff on them! Whatever. I’ll just keep my chocolate in a tinfoil wrap so you can’t get to it.