@WhatTheFrag: This. A billion times this. Why are humans so short-sighted?

I'm sold either way, but are they bundling in an adorable Asian girl with my operating system? Because that would pretty much be the best thing ever.

You know what I always liked about maps? No batteries.

@JaYp146: I do believe step 7 (pronounced "Wooster") should read: "enjoy your uncivilised Fahrenheit temperatures." Right-o!

@Nnooo: Exactly this. Well said Nnooo, very well said, sir.

He can't throw a fireball and he doesn't know what a QTE is, and yet he's going to (for some ungodly reason continue to be allowed to) write things about games?

It hooked my wife and me.