Try a tossed salad between two buns.

Put your dick in a bun and eat that.

Just sounds like you don’t own any eating utensils.

Doublestuf Oreos are an abomination. The original has the perfect ratio of cookie to cream. It’s just science. Doublestuf was introduced in what, the mid-90's? Nothing from that time is any good. Clinton impeachment? Frosted tips? Women’s shoulder pads? NOTHING.

Saying these two are minor characters is a bit ridiculous

“O.K., cool. Do they have Chick-fil-A there?”

To be clear, you are advocating that the police leave a woman with a history of mental illness, brandishing two knives, while extremely agitated, alone with 3 children?

Well this is a nice birthday gift

I think they are more than similar enough that talking about their differences helps people understand what makes each unique, and thus which one this or that person might find more enjoyable. No?

You don’t have to enter measurements at the same time as placing the order but there is a time limit on how long the order can stay open. When I ordered suits back in May I got an email saying that I had 15 days to provide measurements or the order would be cancelled and I would receive a store credit.

You don’t have to enter measurements at the same time as placing the order but there is a time limit on how long the…

Not actually a good deal if you’re flexible about what suit to buy. They have Happy Hour deals nearly every Friday where they put a decent selection on sale for $299. This deal is worth it if there’s a particular suit you’ve been eyeing for a while; probably more useful for those of us who buy suits fairly regularly…

Not actually a good deal if you’re flexible about what suit to buy. They have Happy Hour deals nearly every Friday…

You’re bragging about how a rookie QB looks in springtime OTAs in shorts and a t-shirt and declaring victory in the draft over the Browns based on it?

You people, you fucking people, killed this industry. You kill diversity in the name of “Diversity”, you exclude in the name of “Inclusion”. Now I know for sure my twitter history will be dug thru in lieu of the quality of my projects. This is a mood killer for me and just... thanks. Thanks for letting me know my…

You will, ten hours and three minutes from now.

Only an idiot (and my daughter) would pick purple.

So are they again charging 5$ just for 10 levels?

Wow. Two bullshit calls at the end of the game giving the Pens a 5-on-3 and a chance to get back in it? How did NHL ‘94 get the refs so on point?

I feel like you’re not quite getting it.

I’ve always felt this image summarizes the whole family dynamic perfectly.