when you find occam’s razor but instead use it to cut your own dick off.

A way to release some unfinished products but still get paid.

Doctor: Sid, how many fingers am I holding up?

Sure, but you still suck for making this petty article. You’re no better than the typical republican doing similar things. And since you’re being paid for being petty, you should have at least tried to also calculate his height and weight at the time.

if baron is over 8, there were no state laws being violated as it was mentioned he was 6 months over the minimum. If your going to critique, at least be accurate. A recommendation is not a requirement.

why are you doing this to me personally

It does pay...in spades. Everyone should strive for excellence, that’s not a “white” value it’s a human value. Speaking properly without give-away intonations, expressions and speech patterns which allow people to automatically discriminate against you before they even see you is important. It will certainly get you…

how did this dumb shit get out ofthe greys?

I’ll take my McCafe Coffee now, please!

I’d feel bad if he went anywhere but Boston. I couldn’t care less if he threw his dick and balls off at this point.

Maybe different genres appeal to different players, and something that you might not like doesn’t make it trash?

Barry Melrose is an odd hill to die on.

The device Evans spent three years laboring to invent is a $400 WiFi-enabled tabletop machine that squeezes juice ... out of a bag of Juicero-brand juice. It squeezes bags of juice. It is a juice press that squeezes the juice ... out of bags of juice. Bags ... with built-in spouts ... that are filled with juice. Juice…

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In the last 24 hours, the Celtics went down 0-2 to a laughable Bulls team, Aaron Hernandez committed suicide, and Gronk yukked it up with a propaganda minister nobody respects.

(refs call charging on you even though the brick wall was clearly in the restricted circle)

And the father of the child has announced that his pelvis is almost fully healed.