Mom: Okay Derrick, make sure you’re washed up before dinner.

I can’t wait for the Deadpool Oscar Campaign ads...

Pretty sure you are thinking of the Gelgameks vagina. It’s three feet wide and has razor sharp teeth.

Listen, if they wanted to know specifics about how things were run the person they should be talking to is the Specific Manager.

Everybody knows you don’t work in Buffalo for the independence or the authority or the football or the ability to influence the direction of a team. You work in Buffalo to enjoy the weather.

“Bob, our ratings among millennials are shit! Bring in some younger viewers!”

“If it’s getting hot in here, then take off all your pads. This is Bob Costas for Tampax.”

“I was like, good gracious, ass is bodacious”

what’s a suikoden

This is Gizmodo, if it’s Republican it’s bad

OK.. this is NOT Comcast.. it’s a subcontractor with the comcast logo on the side - jeez.

The left has shown itself to be as equally deplorable as the right.

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I decided to draw everything it asked coming out of a butt. I’m actually amazed it managed to recognize the feather.

Lol what the fuck... ‘false advertisement’. Admit it, you didn’t like this episode because he shat on your favorite franchise.

Didnt vote for trump and couldnt because he will be a terrible president, but im blown away by all the slippery slope and poisoning the well, and a myriad of other critical thinking errors going on when trying to make all trump voters white supremacists. Its literally just as bad as anything trump says and has been…

This is, by far, a better morning after take than the ones over on The Slot that, so far, are only blaming Gary Johnson, Jill Stein, and their voters.