She’s a bitch.

RELAX FOR A SECOND

“To same money”

I would love to see Deadspin and Jalopnik unshackled from the Gawker/Jezebel shitshow.

less episodes

Sounds like the latter...

Holy hell, one of their key points is seriously that Johansson showed “no apparent injury.” I give up.

I guess I walked right into that one.

No, in a best of seven series, you may lose three games without losing the series. As Washington have lost two games, they may still lose one additional game in the series before they MUST win.

There was none to be found.

Bad comment is bad.

The Ghostbusters movie is going to be awful isn’t it?

Anyone else getting a strong X3 vibe from this movie?

“Don’t read the criticism if you know you’ll feel the need to start whining about it.”

the difference is i’m not wrong

game of thrones’ violence is awesome

At least the fans’ wrist shots were more accurate than the Flyers were.

Whatever it does, my dog will probably find a way to have sex with it.

Whatever it does, my dog will probably find a way to have sex with it.

I enjoy commenting on Deadspin because every time I think I have gone immediately to the lowest common denominator, three burners come in and immediately get even more useless and stupid than I.

An amazing display, to be sure. But it is a little depressing to note that in the last seconds of the clip you can see the beginnings of the Parkinsonian tremor that would come to plague him in later years.