Do me a genuine solid, and NEVER mention the terms ‘Holy Grail’ and ‘Oldsmobile’ in the same sentence again. We saw what the last ‘grail’ had in store for you - tread lightly, guy. 

I want to know if everyone will stop calling it a tesla fighter - as opposed to a super expensive electric porsche...

My ‘04 RSX Base 5-Speed gets more appealing by the day. It even has a throttle cable! Down with new cars. 

Run. Run until your muscles burn and your veins bumper battery acid. Then run some more.

So, let’s take the premise of the A6 Allroad (i.e. one of the most infamous maintenance monsters ever), dump it in a pressure cooker, then sprinkle some crack rock on it and POW. A8 Avant. The end times are near. 

GM painted their chevy marine engines blue. So I’d be amused to hear the origins of the new-to-this-whip 350.

This is a fun game in the body repair industry. My highest value headlamp was an Audi A7 Adaptive LED for $2,880. This week, however, we have a new title holder: 2018 Lexus RX350 F-Sport. Tri-Beam LED: $3,812.21. Worth more than my ‘03 Acura RSX. What a time to be alive. 

Bruh. It’s a street engine, you’re going to get a lip at the top of the bore of an original engine no matter what, the horizontal markings on the back cylinder are likely from the engine sitting with that intake/exhaust valve open and condensation causing a bit of corrosion. The carbon layer on the piston is actually…

I was 19 and about to start drag racing for the first time. My father told me to take my brother’s ‘91 Firebird and practice doing burnouts and get used to the line-lock. Still in my shop clothes from that days work, I eagerly hopped in a made a b-line for the best place for such festivities: my ritzy, private…

The tech inspector’s name is Bill and he’s been there for decades, he spends most of his time condescending on very badly modified imports - typically because they cause the most problems.

I am the driver of the black Nova in the picture at the bottom of this post - bring the R-32 next time, you’ll earn an instant entourage. You also picked a particularly busy tuesday night to attend!