“I mean, I don’t really follow any team, but I’ll go to a game if the ticket is free and it’s nice out, also can you pick me up on your way?” - The Commish

Besides that I agree with all of this, I will just read it again because Ray Ratto can really fucking write. 

Female Uber driver showed up. Caused the whole avalanche. Butterfly effect, man.

“a top staffer for Vice President Mike Pence said he “can’t talk about” why Pence abruptly—and without much explanation—canceled a trip to New Hampshire to stay in Washington earlier this month.”

The bun counts so your dog is never going to win. No dog is wasting his time with 1 bun let alone 80 of them. A dog is only going to eat as much bun as gets in its way as it scarfs down the meat.

I had a post-millennial relative (relative of my wife, actually) tell me last weekend that Kenny G. was the best musician of the 90s. Not Cobain or Ice Cube or TLC, Kenny fucking G. The guy who made mayo-infused “jazz” for Boomers who thought John Tesh was too edgy.

The US women lost 5-2 to the FC Dallas U-15 boys team a couple of years ago. They would lose by 30 to any full MLS team

i mean, total transparency, she has never seemed sated afterwards.

Dear Penthouse,

Which states have the biggest disparity between how beautiful the state’s geography is and how terrible the people are?

This victim is the one who can file the police report. It’s not the union’s place to file a police report. A union can’t seek prosecution for a crime in which they are not a victim.

Don’t the women make more as a percentage of earnings than the men do? I think I just saw something that said they make about 13% of the revenue compared to the mens 9%. The problem is just that fewer people watch women’s sports, so the revenue generated is significantly less.

Yes, Bernie is genuine.

Feelings, however, are not policy. A feeling might spark a revolution, but if that revolution has no track, then it matters not how fast and passionately the wheels spin—it’s going fucking nowhere.

Bernie whips up souls.

Warren has the ideas and the backing for those ideas to make them work.

Yep. This should be a no-brainer. Bernie’s got to go. Some other reasons: His wife tanked a college in Vermont. It was due, so far as I could discern at the time, to her really, really fucking up fundraising projections and then spending way too much money. But the whole thing had an air of sketchiness. Either way,…

“ Get caught up the night before and come back ready to work.”

Um... so you’re saying to use the last part of your paid vacation to do work?

Entitled much?  

Yes, giant fucking weakness. All those other candidates have a ton of skeletons and this fucking pocahontas thing makes you say Warren should drop out.

BUT IT’S HIS TURN!

It’s certainly possible that Warren could take Bernie as VP for a left/left ticket or Harris for a left/slightly more centrist and full female ticket. I’m more in favor for the latter personally as I’m not sure having a 80 year old VP is a good insurance policy.

I’m just gonna go ahead and say that Bernie should do what he should’ve done before he announced his 2020 candidacy (his 2016 run was fine—and necessary): Step aside for Warren, and be the elder statesman he’s earned the right to be.

Not everyone needs to be President. Shit, President isn’t even the strongest office in…

“You should get caught up before you get back.”