There aren’t a ton of above .500 teams in the AL (the Astros are finding this out now— after seeing nothing but playoff opponents for 2 weeks, they have about six weeks of cruise control), seeing as the Astros/Red Sox/M’s/Yankees have sucked up all the wins.

They might cruise to the HR mark. Their second half schedule is a fucking joke. Aside from the 10 games they’ll play Boston, they’ll have a grand total of 6 games against teams that are currently above .500 (A six game road trip to Oakland and Seattle).

Your friend is a genius and nobody appreciates his work

R.I.P. Enrico Palazzo

Thanks for clarifying. I apologize for being incorrect.

He definitely is an RFA. He has a non-compete and his contract runs into 2019. He had to turn down a job covering the Cowboys for someone else because ESPN said no. But ESPN did allow him do some sideline work on Westwood One radio last year.

I’m mostly offended that Ed thinks he is an RFA. You got fired....you’re clearly an Unrestricted Free Agent. Maybe if you understood simple free agency terms you would still have a job.

I’ve been driving 12 and have put a spare tire on any of my cars exactly 0 times

One that wants to perform a Dribble Axel at the competition.

Shitty father, husband, businessman, President, human being, etc......the list is practically endless.

http://theconversation.com/what-donald-trump-doesnt-know-about-the-war-of-1812-97997

i am not allowed to put my hands in my pockets because that would be concealing a deadly weapon. also my girlfriend is super hot but you don’t know her.

Boom. Tarrifs.

“That’s revenge for 1812, mother fucker!”

#MAGA

It’s different in different parts of the country, but in Florida it works like this.

As much as george was being a dick D&A took it to the next level. Justified or not he admittedly verbally “laid into him” and was so visibly upset everyone noticed. He is also still the outsider and their relationship is new. You’re assuming everyone operates on logic. That isn’t the case. She has an emotional…

Re: Dumb and Angry

So I thought this was a ridiculous claim until I read the linked article. The cart actually hit her!! This article doesn’t make that clear, I would think a metal grocery cart falling from that height would def kill someone, so I thought she jumped out of the way or it just missed her.

Yeah, maybe he should invest in a “real doll,” because that’s the only “female” that’s going to let him put his dick inside for any significant length of time.

Dealbroken wants a socially progressive partner that doesn’t want to marry, have any children ever, and doesn’t want pets? That dude is going to die alone.