The Lions don’t usually do anything in first place

When you call the cops, they have to follow the minimum protocol. The cops did not follow this girl around or randomly pull her aside for her ID. They were CALLED to the scene.

The blame needs to be on the white grad student that wasted the police’s time.

To be fair, Yale university police did follow protocol and checked ID. Given our current environment with shootings, that is justified.

Sounds more like a classic college administrator power trip. I don’t think it’s particularly objectionable to not want the uncensored lyrics of “get paid” to be playing in a coffee shop, but it is absolutely ridiculous to then go and fire the employees after they immediately turned the song off. That reeks of school…

I dare you to find me someone more self-righteous and dead inside than a higher education administrator. At least the vampire capitalists are honest about their intentions.

Wait, are people NOT saying Beyonce is a genius? I am a dumpy middle-aged white dude, I am essentially an anthropomorphic pair of Dockers, and even I think Beyonce is a genius.

The quote seems to imply that the officer thought the groundhog might have been rabid. Does anybody else read it that way? Can we agree that rabid animals have to be dealt with somehow?

If you have the liquidity to pay it off, it doesn’t matter if you’re underwater. Paying it off early, or having the cash on hand makes little difference in that regard.

When I was in 6th grade my science teacher would, if he decided we had been good that week, play Cosby records on Friday. That is probably my best school memory. If he turned out to be a scumbag then thats on him.

It’s valid. When someone is called “ghetto” for eating fried bologna because that’s all they can afford but the same people throwing those insults are calling it “multicultural” when they eat it, why do you think that is? It’s the softer side of something much darker. I’m sure indigenous Americans wished they had the…

You can love it you just shouldnt BUY any more of it.

And R2D2 just stood there doing NOTHING

Well the only reasonable answer is that whoever finds that gauntlet and engages it will immediately remove half the players from the map AND get that boastworthy kill-count. Anything else is a half-measure, pun intended.

PG Roomba can pick up chalk dust OR run point. Other dude can only pick up chalk dust

But the sketch didn’t actually mock LeBron. There are of course several reasons why the sketch got cut, but I do wonder if they were slightly worried how the Gardner bit would land. Not a complaint at all, I liked the sketch a lot, just it’s the only part there I can see them being nervous about.

The fucking roomba point guard killed me lol

I’m pretty sure they make more than $130K.

Eat shit, friends.

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