So you’re saying he’s actually scared shitless of losing his mediocre job?

It’s simple. His district doesn’t have a phantom pooper problem, therefore his district is outperforming its peers, justifying his generous salary.

There is a reason why home built roll cages rarely work right... A force in one direct doesn’t mean you’ll be provided with safety in an opposite direction.

Christ, these journalists are just falling over themselves to defend SHS, latching onto a throwaway joke about eyeshadow in their eagerness to keep their places at the Trump feeding trough.

Sam Adams is good beer, but Blue Moon is just Coors with coriander.

Only the most developed palates can handle rubbing alcohol infused with a pine cone, you Philistine.

Ginger Beer is no less a basic ingredient than Coca-Cola.

You don’t really want a rail Manhattan, though.

Ketchup+Vodka. Right?

if you think a bloody mary only has 2 ingredients, you’re doing it waaaaaay wrong

Ginger beer doesn’t come out of the spray gun at your local dive.

So, let me explain this to you. College ball is dumb *for people with NBA talent*. There’s no reason not to just let them go straight to the NBA. LiAngelo and LaMelo Ball, on the other hand, do not appear to have remotely close to NBA talent. They would have been far better off spending their formative years competing…

“...while LaVar Ball said that ‘coach ruined everything’...”

Arrogant American does not get his way so takes his Balls and goes home.

Damn...that was cold...funny, but cold.

My brother-in-law is on his third. He also wears shoes with Velcro.

I heard about this before, but in reality, the negotiator is positioned in such a way that if the person wants to get to the OTHER side... he would have to go away from the edge which is what the whole purpose was.

One would assume that police/first responders had positioned themselves on the overpass in such a way as to prevent the man from running to the other side.

“Two days after they were bounced out by Florida, Arkansas traveled to Nashville to play six games in one day against Tennessee State”

The matches have been repackaged as The Cousins Cup presented by Incestry.com