Fair points. I bet most people never read the rules when they get Global Entry or TSA pre check or anything else that they just feel is going to make their lives easier but don’t realize the responsibilities involved.

“Subway: We Smell Better Than Most Hospitals!”

Clearly this is in violation - it is an unprocessed agricultural product and the rules exist to prevent accidental importation of parasites that could devastate US commerce and agriculture. Think Emerald Ash Borers, Asian Carp, Zebra Mussels, et cetera.

That’s an awfully slow response time by Milwaukee police.

I *know* stainless isn’t usually magnetic (my dishwasher is also stainless, but magnetic, so that’s interesting). I didn’t choose or buy these appliances and I reserve the right to complain about them as hard and as often as I like. Apparently there is or was a way I could get a new facade for the front of this fridge…

You are the definition of a fucking moron.

Just checking my local municipal code. Yep turns out poisoning someone is in fact a crime. Could get your attempted murder, at the very least man slaughter which is several years of prison. Even in America.

Too bad for the rest of us here in America that your great-grandparent didn’t stay in Europe so that we could be spared your brand of asshole.

Eating a bunch of tooth paste could give you kidney stones.

Sentences need to be though if you want to scare people in to not doing bad shit. To me it seems fair as it’s not a victimless crime like using drugs and it wont end his life as it’s only two years and 30k. Have fun in your shithole where they actually try to jail innocent people as it’s profitable.

Fuck him and fuck you too. You’re both monstrously sociopathic dicks with shit for brains. As if it doesn’t already suck on a truly existential level to be homeless, you have to keep an eye out for people disguising pranks as a modicum of decency.

So if I shoot at someone’s general direction with a gun, I shouldn’t be prosecuted because I didn’t hit him? If you do something that is dangerous to others, you shouldn’t get a free pass because of the sheer dumb luck that you didn’t happen to permanently injure anyone that time.

There’s a reason that the Poison Control Center has a section about toothpaste that says “fluoride can lead to more serious toxicity in large amounts” - so yeah, fuck this guy. Throw his ass in jail.

In America, you can shoot a Black person and not even serve a day in jail! Truly a paradise.

Eating too much toothpaste can make someone seriously ill.

I have movie pass and I may be go to two movies a month, though this month I went to four because for once there were a bunch I wanted to see and I had a few days off work.

I don’t have kids and I think you’re full of shit. I’ll feed my non-existent children wherever the goddamn fuck I like. Wipe your cart down if you’re so concerned.

I had snacks everywhere in the 80's. My parents must have loved me more. Also I’m fat now so there’s that.

Are you a time traveler? What century are you from? Parents have been lugging around snacks for their kids for quite some time. My parents had snacks for me. They had snacks for my older brother. This was not a practice my parents or grandparents found strange.

Perhaps it’s not that the practice is new, but just that…

“Calling the police is the epitome of escalation, and calling the police on black people for noncrimes is a step away from asking for a tax-funded beatdown, if not an execution.”