I’m just glad he went with “someone from whom I bought cocaine” as opposed to the more colloquial “someone I bought cocaine from”.

If you can’t trust your cocaine dealer, who the hell can you trust? Life is hell

The most unsettling part is how quickly he turns to assisting her. Picking up her purse, attempting to put her glasses back on. It’s that sort of, “I’m so nice, why do you make me do this?” behavior. The power dynamic of abusers is absolutely chilling.

I’m more concerned that he labels Russian Roulette, snuff film set and cannibalism as “cool shit”. Has anyone checked if this guy owns an AR-15?

I think it’s very important to incorporate Obama or Trump in the name of your ESPN or Yahoo! brackets. One day, I will go 31 for 32 in the first round and OBAMA CUCKS TRUMP YET AGAIN will be displayed all over ESPN as the leader.

The password isn’t for the players, it’s obviously for the spectators. If you want to watch (and gamble on!) people blowing their brains out, you want that happening behind a passworded door.

Since Trump is only concerned with how things affect him personally, here’s Trump’s Final Four

“This is more for the professional world, because honestly, no one that you’d consider a friend would ever dare do a voice call these days.”

Driving north through the TX panhandle on 4 lane interstate. Cruise control set at speed limit. TX HiPo passes me, gets in front and then starts slowing down. Without touching my cruise, I signal left, pass him, go safe distance and signal right back into right lane.

I don’t think accidents or obstructions give anyone the authority to be in a lane they don’t otherwise belong in.

Concussion Lager™

Same thing with Steam.

Not that I want to defend this woman, but indirectly some of her tax dollars do pay their salaries, seeing as CenturyLink Field was funded by taxpayers.

12th man hates 13th amendment.

Not really. Helos aren’t as safe as planes. They probably fly dozens of flights a week. That’s a lot of flights for helos in an 11 year period.

It’s unlikely that the crash/landing killed them. Between 36 degree water, and harnesses they aren’t familiar with, this is a nightmare scenario. The only person familiar with the harnesses made it out.

Over land, it likely would have been.

It’s a function of altitude and how much forward speed that the helicopter has when the engine dies. The helicopters over the Hudson and East river are flying between 500 and 1000 feet usually, they have almost nothing to work with in this situation. The general rule is when your engine dies look down between your…

Let he who doesn’t chop his parmesan cheese with a credit card cast the first stone.

In my defense, it’s not like I knew about tattoo parlors when I was in fourth grade, nor would anyone have taken me to one to get my ears pierced.