That’s childish and below the belt.

This is the straw that broke the camel’s back. There will be no alum donation from me this year, Penn State.

Not an expert, but I would imagine that it would be the continued submersion that would hurt it. It can probably stand a momentary immersion. 

Well... If you’re a tourist in NYC, there’s a good chance you’re going to go see a Broadway show, so you’ll prob hit Times Square anyway, regardless of what anyone says.

Agree—go ONCE. See it. Don’t spend time there. For heaven’s sake don’t eat there. New Yorkers forget that the lights and mass of humanity are impressive to people who have only seen Times Square in movies. But once you’ve tried to walk a block at rush hour, you’ll never go back.

You go to Times Square once. The first time I ever saw it, it took my breath away. It really is an incredibly impressive mass of humanity and noise and light and technology and commercialism.

Pretty good job by trainer to get out there and keep him down. It’s easy to dog on the NFL for being crap at head injuries (teams generally suck at this), but this seemed to be an instance of quick, active response.

Right, it’s not the draw so much as it is a judge who appears to have been watching a completely different fight from the one everyone else saw. That’s a problem!

Last spring, taxes came up in a discussion with some friends. One person was lamenting how much they owed, others were talking about refunds, and a few were uncharacteristically quiet. Apparently a couple guys hadn’t filed in many years. One person in their 40's had never filed. I was completely blown away by the…

This man can’t let anything go. That is why I’m convinced he wanted to run and win because of the White House correspondence dinner. That’s also why he wants to get rid of anything obama did.

“At Nikon, women make up 10.6 percent of employees, and only 4.7 percent of managers.”

$2.5 million? Somebody actually bet big on Conor?

I knew something like this was coming, and it did not disappoint.

http://breakingbad.wikia.com/wiki/2009_Toyota_Yaris

Whose Walt? My name is Hal.

I had a Yaris 5 door rental while I was waiting on my Pontiac Aztek to get fixed up. It’s a bit complicated, but my brother in law (at the time) was investigating illegal activity that may or may not have ended up falling back on to me. Long story short I ended up driving the thing into oncoming traffic.

You should have known better than to fuck with the sausage king of Chicago

I rented a car once. After opting for the rental car insurance on the rental agreement paperwork, I thanked the clerk for their time and assistance. For the duration of the rental period, I obeyed all traffic laws and proper motorist etiquette. Since I was only renting the car, and it was not mine, I was considerate…

It wasn’t a rental, per se, but one time these kids dropped off a 1961 Ferrari 250 GT California at the parking garage I worked at. I knew they were probably playing hooky from high school and it was most likely their parent’s car, so me and a buddy took it for a joy ride around the streets of Chicago. There may have…

Farted continuously in rental Camry all the way from Montreal to NYC.