Take it from a guy who shared an apartment with a [straight] woman he was into (and I knew how I felt before the group moved in together). Believe me when I say I empathize with you. But there are only two possible moves here: Figure out how to let it go, or move out.

I really needed another reason to hate Dustin Pedroia

Tom Brady didn’t deflate balls. He had assistants deflate balls for him. So there.

come on, buddy. I’m a huge yankees fan, but like, don’t be that guy.

Lololol Red Sox (and New England sports in general).

Oops that was supposed to say one person each year. I am an idiot.

This is my problem. Instead of expecting guests to help your people make a living wage, how about you pay them a living wage? Raise the room rate by $3 a day and give it all to housekeeping and then we won’t have to make up for your shitty business practices.

Hotels charge hundreds of dollars a night for a room and we’re supposed to supplement their staff’s wages on top of that? Actually, they’re incentivizing us to not even use the service by offering points for not using housekeeping services at all. Which I find additionally mean to their employees (hey you get to work…

Once Payne and his superior who pushed him are fired and unable to find another job, then I’ll believe in that “goodness of society”.

I mean, I’ve actually helped, does that count?

Does posting the location of Schilling’s broken down trailer and appealing to Deadspin readers to help count?

Have you actually read the post, you clown?

So many questions to ruminant on.

Okay Laura, ‘fess up. How long have you been sitting on this headline, just dying to use it?

1 - pump cost is largely the amount needed to *replace* what you’re buying, but

The best way to endure this is to close your eyes and pretend it’s some gorgeous Hollywood star kissing you instead. I prefer Margot Robbie. Or you could try Natalie Portman, Angelina Jolie, or even Mila Kunis. Still, others prefer Zach Efron.

A Marge Shott shot. I did not see that coming.

If Olivia Munn wants to play tit-for-tat I’m available.

The kids a lost cause. Give it to him.