Bullshit. All moneymaking ventures are frauds. Every single one.

Better headline for this story: “Hamilton Nolan Supports Secondary Language Education.”

Thank you Hamilton for standing up to the lies of the eclipse sunglasses industry.

As editor in chief of Splinter, I must state that Splinter does not endorse Hamilton Nolan’s views about the eclipse. I do, however, support him emotionally.

My grandfather once told me some people need to be punched in the face, I think these two fit the bill.

Baker Electric folded in 1914, six years before this guy was born, and you probably don’t start paying attention to cars till you’re five or six (best case), so ... probably not.

Underappreciated.

Electric cars, yes. Teslas, no (unless you mean Nicola, but he wasn’t much for being ridden).

This inexorable frittering of getting to third, getting sent back to second and juggling the two infinitely is triggering some serious ptsd from my high school dating life.

I have no idea what the announcer is saying, but I love what sounds like a huge sigh from him after the goal is scored.

However, they are not ruling out the influence of inertia and impact.

The best engineering practices are no match for human stupidity.

Oh whatever, plebe...everybody knows BMW drivers always have Right of Way.

If we say the car fell from 80 feet above grade. It was going about 50mph when it hit the ground. Most modern cars can easily protect occupants in a full-front collision at that speed, small overlap and offset crashes tend to be more brutal. Also, newer cars are now tested for roof strength. So the car hits the…

After a thorough investigation, police have determined that the cause of both crashes was gravity.

Unbelievable. She saw him backing up and still cut him off!

Oh look, how creative, a Nazi hiding in Argentina. I did nazi this joke coming.

Do you not understand how this series works?

He didn’t fire her. He offered her another position because her current position wasn’t of value. She declined it. It says so right there in the article. Did you read it?

Sounds like a typical scientist/engineer. They look at the data (can he function without her) and make a decision based on the data (yes, he can) and people’s feelings don’t matter.