To be fair, the Josh Phegley ones are totally awesome.

That top jersey reminds me of when the NBA did the nickname thing in the 90s.

you’re shit out of luck if you’re someone with hips, boobs, or generally shaped in a less tube-like manner

Yeah, it’s enough to make you throw up.

In our defense, that’s not because we’re Massholes, but because virtually any team except the Jets or the Browns would find a Super Bowl victory over the Eagles forgettable.

Obi-Wan is from a British accent planet, Mace is from an American one. And yes, this makes absolutely no sense since they’re all raised in the Jedi temple almost from birth.

The Nort Remembers

Now I kind of want to watch GoT where all the actors have Minnesota accents.

I’d be excited about your riveting 17-6 loss to KC in the divisional round, but to be honest with you, I don’t think you will see anybody in the playoffs.

“See you in the playoffs”

You can’t teach height!

The main perpetrator, you know the WHITE QB teammate, is getting ready to play his 3rd season of college football. Yeah, first 2 were JC and I think his new team is kind of obscure, but he’s competing to be a starting QB for a college program somewhere. Not sure if I missed all the outrage over the white guy or not.…

This feels like a win-win.

For SF, if there was a spot that was just $3/day I’d jump on it like a horny Jack Russel Terrier.

They said there’s 120 parking spots available. At $100 a month for parking, which has to be very reasonable in the bay area, that’s $12k a month. Sounds pretty good to me.

The residents were pissed, and petitioned the Board of Supervisors to nullify the sale. One resident explained to The San Francisco Chronicle the shock that they, the city’s wealthy, could be so rudely taken advantage of

When i was 10 years old my dad had a special invite to a yankees dinner that was for the players and coaches to hobnob with the local well-to-do. My dad was a layer for someone who in-turn invited him. I was a pretty shy kid so it didn’t take long for one asshole yankee after another to make me want to run away and…

The “formal voting process” was unnecessary given that no other city wanted to host.

My wife and I had a list of songs that were banned from our wedding, and told the DJ that if he played any of them, he wasn’t getting the rest of our money. Many of those songs are on this list.

Kenny Loggins is a treasure and you’re a monster.