I have no idea. This is one of a million reasons we need to get rid of tipping, pay servers more, and roll everything into slightly more expensive food.

The Australian Horn, a huge underdog

Apparently, thinking about baseball didn’t keep the fireworks guy from shooting early.

How come women can’t go sleeveless when Paul Ryan is allowed to go spineless?

The thing about shit-talking Waiters is that sometimes they spit in your food.

Probably because his GM can also play all 5 positions on the floor.

You’ve been a small child for 37 years and you think the KKK signs are weird?

When you become outraged at everything, you are outraged at nothing.

The sheer randomness of their inception, though, means it would be totally fine if we one day decided to change them, too.

Typos. So So SO many typos. Your eyes, when reviewing documents, tend to gloss over written numbers or numbers, but will catch when the two don’t match.

Especially (not applicable in this example) when you are negotiating those numbers or calculating them and they keep changing from draft to draft, its extremely easy…

This has to be the WORST thing that a Penn State Defensive Coordinator has EVER done.

He Hate Me.

I hope he ended his address of the jurors with a tearful “that’s my quarterback” 

It’s not even the worst decision against Manny Pacquiao. You can sorta kinda make an argument for the 115-113 if you vastly overrate Horn’s aggression.

There is no defense for the Bradley decision against Pacquiao other than the judges were pissed off at Manny for making them wait 90 minutes so he could finish watching…

Wow, that was some creative thinking by the judge who had it 117-111.

The vein is a nice touch.

You’ve done such a great job that I can’t remember if Drew was in the movie or not.

*closes tab

A lightsaber handle, wrrrrr, wrrrrr