The thing is, it’s nit picky or insignificant. He has to make that call before the out call at first by rule and can’t change it after the out is successfully recorded, so you end up with this situation.

You’re that guy

If you are going to make a gay joke, at least make one person laugh.

Runner appears to have unfortunately forgot that umpires will make game-changing (and correct) calls that might seem nitpick-y even on the biggest stage:

It doesn’t age well because the main character, Carrie, is a self absorbed asshole.

I think they mean that he is actively serving. There are lots of positions in the Reserve and Guard that are actually full time. I spent 4 years on active duty service even though I was in a reserve squadron for example and during the period that I was on orders I was considered active duty. I’m not sure what this…

I would entirely shit myself if a bus sized sea creature casually surfaced right next to my very tiny bro boat.

SI Swimsuit Issue, For the classy dad or when you want to leave your house-guests some casual jerkoff material in your bathroom.

Counterpoint: It’s a foul ball off the bat of Jay Bruce in a meaningless game. 

Of course, my doctor tells me it’s somewhat harder to make another baby once you have a foul ball.

You can always make another baby, but there’s only one foul ball.

I was waiting for that ball hawk shmuck to swoop in and steal the ball and or baby.

Gained baseball, gained free hand to hold beer. I see a win.

Maybe she didn’t see that he wound up with the ball?

Same here! But I’m a black man first, and a Michigan fan second.

Damn it! Do I have to be Buckeye fan now?

Born from the cream, die by the cream. That’s what my grandma always says.

You’d be amazed at the obscure useless shit I remember.

Not to get all political or anything but there’s zero chance the guy in the last story is anything but white. Getting pulled over while naked and smelling like shit and being let off with a warning is the definition of priveledge...

You know you can root for a school and not blindly worship its coaches, right?