We do know a bit about the film. We know it’s set in the Forgotten Realms and the city of Neverwinter will appear. Not much more than that though.

The Dungeons and Dragons filmed in the early 2000s with Jeremy Irons is still a deliciously bad movie that I like to watch every year or two.

Oh man, seeing Quicksilver just beat the shit out of that narcissistic mass murderer who has been given a free pass was just the bees knees to see. 

Yeah HBO go worked fine and Max is garbage. Every company does this though. They have a simple app that works well and add more and more shit to try and increase “engagement” until it’s absolute shit. I don’t care what other people are watching. I don’t need 2/3 of the screen to be you telling me what you think I want…

I will say that Moulin Rouge would be a much better point of comparison. Trailer still doesn’t look very good, but I’ve seen bad trailers for good films before, I’ll at least wait for the reviews to come out.

The “I just sang a whole song about it” gave me shades of Galavant’s sense of humor. Which is a plus.

Maybe it’s just us, but when we see people in period clothing singing catchy modern pop songs, we’re instantly transported back to 2001. That was when a young actor named Heath Ledger (along with Paul Bettany, Alan Tudyk, and others) gave us A Knight’s Tale, a fun medieval adventure film filled with modern music.…

Wait, you’re on the internet saying your bed isn’t made of money? Like, you just have a regular bed?

With Disney 100% in the wrong here, it’s important that someone who can afford the fight like Johansson fight these contract breaches now before more down the line suffer because Disney would surely keep exploiting contracts like this down the line if left unchallenged.

This is a bad article. The headline is wrong, the premise is wrong. It’s trying to say the Queen hates her great grandson and all children is fighting against the fight against climate changes.

We have a good candidate for worst Gizmodo headline of the year.

Here’s the thing with Soldier -

It’s just as easy to use Squadmate powers as it is to use your own powers. You still have to open up the wheel/menu for both.

Squadmate weapons, however, are far less effective than your weapons

And Soldier is the only class that lets you use every weapon.  It’s also the only class where…

Paragon FemShep for life. Imma save everyone in the galaxy god dammit, even those bastard Batarians!

Me leaving a movie theater in 2024: Wow, I can’t believe Judge Frollo’s parents were killed by a hunchback. This makes all his abuse toward Quasi okay.

Making a cartoon villain less cartoonish is another way of saying, “Let’s make her boring.” The whole reason the original Cruella works is because she’s over-the-top ridiculous, which is what you need in a movie about talking dogs. She doesn’t need an origin story for the same reason we don’t need a dark gritty…

Blame the audience who are confused by (and therefore hate) nuance and think anti-heroes are the coolest thing there is. They think heroes are lame and boring and villains are awesome and “real.” They demand this kind of cheap, shallow pablum and it always makes money, so here we go again. I’m just waiting for the…

Why can’t these “villain origin stories” take a page from There Will Be Blood and realize that you can make a villain’s formation compelling without making them sympathetic?

Cruella at heart is a character without empathy (literally... this is what is so horrifying about the movie, she’d kill the adorable puppies for the empty fashion statement of their coats) which makes it hard to empathize with, right? What they should have done was sort of the opposite of the live action Cinderella.…

“Grog-Bar, why you no practice with ax? Why do you not go to pillage class?”

“Because father, I don’t want to be an orc pillager. I want to be... a dentist!”