Damn, shit is bleak for the L.A Chargers at stubhub.

He sure didn’t help in this case.

Ben Roethlisberger introduced the players’ three choices

Here for all the “here for” takes.

Here for all the shitty “gift basket” takes.

I wonder what his gift basket budget is for all this?

How in the fuck did Mark Reynolds not make it to 300 strikeouts in a single season?

This is a downer.

I was on that flight. Here is my Verrit code:

Typical of a Llama to spit in the face of victims.

if only there was a QB on the market with a skill set similar to Tyrod Taylor to fill in for the Bills...

In other news, Keith Wenning has just signed a contract to fight Floyd Mayweather, Jr.

Damn, man, the umpires are suffering enough without you piling on.

He’s an Inspiron to us all

I want a statue of Marshawn Lynch in Oakland and Seattle. Tomorrow.

Thanks for proving my theory that the type of person who would recline their airline seat and the type of person who would call a perfect stranger a fuckface for no reason are the same person.

Fathers be good to your ballers

Today the Great Salt Lake is even saltier.

The Triangle worked because some of the smartest and greatest basketball players of all time placed their trust in a guy who turns out to have been too stupid to deserve it.