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Billy: So, where does he land? Does not-real club Manchester United pretend it’s real by dumping van Gaal and backing up the truck with the Queen’s jewels to get him?

We are all the Leitch-Era Deadspin, if you think about it.

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Bo Ryan was a classy coach that overachieved at a football school. I hope that he continues to Crank Dat in retirement.

Dee Mirich nods.

Well, something tells me that Jahlil won’t exactly be sad to not wear his jersey.

SONSABITCHES!

Never but I must!

Balvenie 14-Year Caribbean Cask Scotch. It’s a moderately-priced single malt ($60-70 range). It’s aged in rum barrels so you get scotch with heavy vanilla on the palate and aftertaste. Some tropical fruit esters up front here, the vanilla is what makes this special.

Jared from Subway is going to prison.
Jared from Subway fucked children.
It’s not like Jared from Subway is going to prison for fuc... oh, wait.

But, if you’re Bobby Jindal and you have 1) Fading popularity in a state that you have wrecked almost as much as Brownback and Walker have mangled their own, 2) A modicum of name recognition, 3) Ambition, don’t you get into this race with the belief that, at worst, you would be nominated secretary of health and human

Five ciders that aren’t worth a shit.

Can someone make a GIF of Strasburg’s arm actually flying off of his body?

There’s that old story that Hendrix would cut his forehead and put tabs of acid into his bandana so he could trip while on stage. I have to wonder if Dusty Baker did the same thing during Mark Prior’s starts.

Bevo XIV, the Texas Longhorns’ mascot, died today. He was 13.