This guy panhandles at the end of the off-ramp near my office.

Don't discipline others: See an asshole on the PATH going from car to car? Not your job to stop him. Let nature's Darwinian forces handle it.

Nothing finer than the Buck Naked.

Nothing finer than the Buck Naked.

The Bears TV crew > Chris Berman

Many states have mental health parity, which mandates that a visit to a psychologist or social worker be covered as a doctors office visit. The flip side is that many insurers will cap outpatient visits to 26-30 per year. YMMV by insurer.

My big brother George is the richest man alive. Right?
Right.

In response, I had a tasteless comment about a girl I knew in college, but I didn’t want any crossover readers from Jezebel to picket me.

Clever and creative. Keep up the good work.

Is “douchechill” acceptable Deadspin commentariat parlance to describe my feelings towards Drew’s dance?

What the hell cab service were you using? It cost me $50 in an Uber from NE with a tip. And, I wasnt raped.

Tony Conigliaro doesn’t see the problem with this. Actually, he does but it’s very blurry.

Billy Joel at spring training ala Billy Crystal?

And admit that Alabama doesn’t really have a basketball team.

Aww, Rex. I always feel better after a trip to the Apple Store. How ‘bout you?

Yes, but nothing drives a Catechism Catholic crazier at this time of year than reminding them that the moon and sun dictate when this holiday falls, and that the Pagans and Wiccans have more fun than they do.

Fine. Based on a lunar calendar. And how would you know. You've been dead for almost 2,600 years.

Yeah, and everyone forgets that Easter doesn't take place on the same day every year. It's based on the lunar calendar. Fucking pagan holiday.

She’ll be perfect on the sideline or endzone because we all know how much women like to judge, am I right or am I right guys?

Took the Texas job, eh? Cue irrelevancy in 3, 2...

You lost me after "Is it selfish for a woman."