Yeah. You're right. It's why I'm getting out. Finally.

I'm not implying that everyone is rube. I'm saying that there are instances when people don't know that it's happening to them. OR they get fooled into believing something is bigger/smaller than it seems.

You are absolutely right. But, look at it from this perspective. If Goodell was a lawyer, he would have handled this quite differently. Look at how Adam Silver got in front of the Donald Silver thing. Tagliabue was a lawyer and that was a tight ship. Bud Selig wasn't, but he had a strong No. 2 behind him in Rob…

I know. I'm actually trying to join the good guys and use my powers of influence for a good cause. But, if I'm to be honest, being a bad guy pays REALLY well.

I'm sure that hot take plays well on the overnight show on whatever sports talk station you listen to, but as I said before, you (not you personally) don't even notice the shit you are being fed.

You're right. I'm not an Aaron Sorkin character. But, I tell you what, if you were a football fan before this season, you bought what Frank had been shoveling your way before and you will again. And, there's a very good chance that you've bought what I have shoveled.

That's what I'm sayin'

What asshole buys a vinyl banner? Paper, people! Paper!

I've seen Frank speak on a number of occasions and been to some of his (very expensive) seminars. No one gets more out of a word than him. He gets the money because — put your beliefs aside for a second — he's very good at what he does. I've watched him transform roomfuls of people into well-polished spokespeople…

I think if you're waiting for me to call for The Godfather the best move ever, you'll have to wait a while. I'm not into mob rule either.

So, in addition to the QB controversy, we have the two sports talk stations in DC competing for the dumbest callers?

From Wikipedia:

Not to be outdone, the NFL updated its branding guide overnight. According to the league, the stars have dual meaning, representing the seconds before and after:

To paraphrase Denis Leary, Stevie Ray Vaughn is dead and we can't get James Dolan on a helicopter?

Zionist conspiracy against the U.N. for not taking punitive action against Hamas this summer? Stay tuned for the next hour of InfoWars.com with Alex Jones.

Play-by-play doesn't matter. As long as they make the ball glow purple like the puck did.

This is why I change the passwords that the cable companies give you. It's always like 1234567. I try to be as secure as possible. 7654321, abcdefg. You know, you have to be smart about this stuff.

It's been a long time since Mort acted like a respectable reporter. Good on him.

The elevator railing across from the door said it deeply regrets the role that it played the night of the incident. OTIS Elevator to suspend the entire car indefinitely.

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