As a borderline ginger, I have the "what's the point problem?"

A friend of mine from college used to buy presents for athletes from their wedding registries. He's still steaming about Carmelo Anthony not sending a thank you note.

Jesus Christ. Wario bought the Vikings...

Corky is ignoring your comment.

Now that's an uncommon answer for Deadspin: informative.

The last time I ran full speed was CYO hoops back in the late 1980s, so no.

Explain to me again why he wasn't wearing a cup?

I hate to break it to you, but Erie was screwed long before Sunday.

I'm so confused...

Pistol Pete gives the Tide faithful the Double Gun Salute.

If Lennay goes in, so does Pete Thamel.

A Schiano man doesn't watch the TV. He throws the TV at the bitch because dinner wasn't on the table at 6, WHEN HE LIKES TO EAT.

If James Dolan is a genital wart of an owner, would Cablevision be the HPV of cable companies?

See, that's kinda funny. Thanks for not being the 60th person to point out that he's dead.

Beware Braves fans. God forbid any of you get arrested while at the new park, you'll have to deal with the baddest prison guard in Cobb County...

I thought the Shakeweight Buddies sign was kind of funny, but then again, I'm easily amused.

On the plus side, I'll never help anyone move ever again.

Did you say something about.......MEN?

Did you say something about....MEN?