Not a deadpool fan? That first movie was lit!

Sorry, Deadpool 2 is gonna be lit. Gotta refer to this by its name. My bad.

Damn! Now you know this movie’s gonna be lit! Can’t wait.

Lol you wrong

Step 1: make sure they arent hands on learners

While i believe thats true

this is one of those fictional stories where people hope to get a movie deal by saying it’s true... Isn’t it

Guilty until proven guilty

One should find a jury of reasonable people and lock him up for his evil deeds.

So a corrupt politician trying to stop an “evil” singer so he can look good for his elderly constituents. Nice

Now they can experience the sweet embrace of death even sooner.

Has the first poster tried fucking other women. Usually ladies that dont have a much invested in their partners feelings will be honest. Then he’ll be able to tell if hes actually making her cum or not.

You sound fulfilled with life. Its an mtv ad. OP didnt make it. Calm down.

So thats what the dave matthews band song “crash into me” is about

Ah the place where abbos is a racial slur. I think color discrimination works the same over there.

So does this effect just white dudes or do we all have to pay?

Pish. Theres no money in dr lukes corpse. Kill kesha and youve got an amy Winehouse level resurgence on your hand. Im as optimistic as the next person, but we all know which one has more “potential” in this case.

Thats contracts for ya

I believe that you should be able to get all the dick you want

“I’m doin a hundred on the highway.