Somebody call the fbi, because this childish circle jerk thread surely counts as cp.

Its amazing how you zoomed right past context for this one. I love it.

Am i missing something here? That first hit wouldnt have connected even if the character stayed still.

He did it the pussy way.

Soooooo, half of my fb friends list is stand up comics. Open micers all the way to people who are on cc and mtv each week....ive heard 0 good reviews for it. Hell, the entire houston (and austin) comics fb page is trashing it.

Teach em to live how they want to live. To speak up. To never apologize for being them. Teach them to be fierce.

Those EA checks must be dope af

Lmao i cracked the fuck up

This is a good idea though, make abortions and masturbation illegal on all fronts, including vasectomy for men. Better life for everyone.

Statues count as children too? I’ve never been harder in my entire life.

“Defeating a Japanese player is typically seen as a sign that you’ve “made it””

Oh no, I can’t troll steam reviews anymo...oh wait, yes I can, I pay for my games. Good

Yeeeea, I watched headshot yesterday. It was garbage to say it compared to the raid. But the combat was way more intense than anything stateside. This is non impactfull fluff.

Lmao this seemed so much more negative than the advice given to lady asking to be in a poly relationship

That’s some jump the shark season 6 shit you’re suggesting right there.

Alpha protocol lived and died with me when I found out I couldn’t be anything but some generic white dude, despite having character customization.

I mean. I just don’t buy that scientology is some kinda super villainous organization, no matter what people say. Why don’t they just make her disappear. Literally get a drugged up homeless person to rob rape and kill her, it’s just a homeless person, hell, get rid of them after....it’ll look like a tragic murder…

Women are afraid men will murder them. Men are afraid of getting crushed to death by porno - Margaret hardwood

Finally a female character that doesn’t conform to the sexist male imagined feminine body type.

I guess you could say he wanted to....die sad and alone and now his family will have to live with the fact that they weren’t enough to make him not want to...disappear