Sure was lucky that someone had crashed their car into the rink so we could get this on video.

Victor Hugo 'for' The Knot? Did they dig up the man and commission a quote from him just for this purpose?

You guys see any Axe body spray on this list? No? Well then, STOP FUCKING BATHING YOURSELF IN IT BEFORE YOU LEAVE THE HOUSE!

Minecraft will also teach them to expect money for nothing and chicks for free.

Please cross post this to kotaku so a bunch of people can tell you in great detail why you don't get it DAD

Our four year old plays Minecraft with his older sister. His favorite activities are using lava to start forest fires and shooting livestock in the face with a bow and arrow.

Meanwhile, over at wife academy, we drink cocktails and swap horror stories about men who apparently reached marriageable age without knowing how to cook, iron, or make a bed.

If I was required to fly to France without pay to promote the film, I would demand business class too.

I'm never Grammar Cop, but shouldn't it be 'someone STOLE Lupita's dress'? She was robbed, the dress was stolen.

In some cities, asking people to police the contents of others' shopping carts would be laughable because who has time for that?

After my divorce, times were tough until I finished school. I once bought a birthday cake for my son, who was a young tween and a constant worrier about everything, using food stamps. The lady in line behind me tsk tsked and made all sorts of comments under her breath until I turned around and asked her what was the…

My head might explode if Hermione becomes a princess.

I suspect you underestimate her level of delusion. She does not think she wrote smut. She thinks she wrote ART. She's been very clear about this, in a very troubling and unsettling way.

Yeah I noticed a tremendous amount of hate about his performance on SNL, and I actually thought that starting on his back, the ceiling lifting and him moving into a standing position—along with the song choices—it seemed to be far more relevant than folks were giving him credit for.

Look at the body language in that picture...yeesh. Does North have a dirty diaper, or is Kim just that repulsive to these people? I'm no Kardashian fan but I almost feel bad for the girl.

So I'm going to go out on a limb here: is it possible that the fashion kevlar vest for kids is actually a statement about racism, parenting as a person of color, and police violence in the US?

i have a one track mind but

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This commodification of children has continued all the way up to Mama June and Kris Jenner.

Red Room?