One of the things that makes this country great is that you can call a number on your phone and have people show up to take away scary toilet snakes from your bathroom. #americafuckyeah

I think we found the troll holy grail! An earnest use of "feminazi." It's so cute, I could just pinch its widdle cheeks.

Reason 1,458,389 that I'm glad phones with cameras were not around when I was a teenager.

Somebody's worried about her residuals.

I totally came here to see if all the baby jokes were here.

GRANDE OPENS UP TO PEOPLE MAGAZINE ABOUT HER FASCINATION WITH MOMMY'S CAR KEYS.

SOURCES REVEAL GIANT TANTRUM THROWN IN ELEVATOR BECAUSE ARIANA WANTED TO PUSH THE BUTTON.

Thank you sooo much. I would not be able to avoid staring if I was doing squats next Coco.

Thank you for not totally killing my dream.

It was Southwest. There was no first class.

Edited, because, really, why bother.

Does she do the full-on look everyday, like make-up, hair and crazy outfit? Or does she show up in normcore sweatpants and stuff? Part of me wishes she'd be there in 6-inch platforms stilettos picking up dog doo.

Who needs a bra when you have fabulous gravity-defying boobs not of this world?

Really? I love her. Are she and Ice-T still happily together? I root so hard for that couple. If they ever break up, love is officially dead.

Man, all this talk about cigarettes is really making me want one. And I quit like a year and a half ago. I don't even think about them anymore. AHH! Stop.

Actually, in Manhattan, they cost closer to $15. In Brooklyn, you can sometimes get them for $12. If you're lucky and found a good place.

Actually it's not libel. For a famous person, for it to be libel, the statement must be knowingly false and said with malice (the intent to hurt him). Neither of these conditions are met in this case.

What is Eva Mendes talking about? I occasionally lurk on Babycenter.com, and the majority of the comments fill me with horror for the fate of our next generation. The stupidity. The pettiness. The rudeness. The terrible grammar. It's enough to give me nightmares.

Please forgive me for what I'm about to say, but you do not need a hyphen when saying, "She is only 19-years-old." Just say, "She is 19 years old." Now, if you had said "his 19-year-old girlfriend," you would be correct. OK. I'll stop now.

No, she wasn't gonna let him die the second time. She called out to Darryl to save him. She objected to leaving him there.