I got pregnant. I had tried quitting before, but it never stuck. But when I got knocked up, I didn't want to pull a Skyler White. I tried smoking once post-baby, but it had been so long that I think I finally got over the hump of nicotine addiction. There was no huge buzz like I used to get when I'd go a long time…

Not gonna lie. If smoking didn't cause cancer/COPD, I'd be on my way right now to buy 3 cartons of Camel Lights. I'd smoke them in the fucking shower. Would not give a fuck.

As an ex-smoker , I admit there are times when I am sort of aroused by the smell of smoke. Most of the time, I'm grossed out, but there are def moments when I want to rip that Camel Light out of that person's hand and suck it down til the filter.

Years of research on the Internet has finally led me to one conclusion: People are weird. And I thank Baby Jesus for that every day.

You know what I saved up for from my afterschool job? A pair of Guess jeans. I guess she had a much better afterschool job than me. :/

I guess Robert Downey Jr. was right about Ryan O'Neal. Why is that that scum hasn't been blackballed? How is he still getting work? I saw on IMDB that he's in Knight of Cups, the new Terrence Fucking Malick movie also starring Natalie Portman and Christian Bale. What gives?