Drunk person at work also checkin in! Woohooo

I’m drunk at work right now so.. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEWEEEAAAHHHHH!!! WHERE IS COURT?! Court are you here? Is this you?

God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

I love my cargo shorts. I’m a middle-aged dad; we automatically receive a pair in the mail on our birthday.

The Python script still works. I’m using that, and have been using that more than Pokevision, it’s more accurate anyway (though it doesn’t show how much time is left on them)

Those who pirate, were never going to buy it regardless. They would have simply done without.

The people who are willing to torrent content, were never going to buy it to begin with. It’s really as simple as that. You lose nothing because there was never going to be a sale. If I go into Barnes & Noble and steal a book, then I have cost you and your author money because I have taken something that physically…

Sure buddy, as soon as there are enough living wage paying jobs for the number of people in the good ole USA again, we’ll be able to cough up some disposable income again and buy your products freely.. until then, it’s day to day.. paycheck to paycheck for most of us and mental health meds to try and stay sane in an…

I’m nearly forty, and this shape dress in a dull colour with a chunky heel, maybe a wedge, and dully colourful nails has basically been my summer.

I don’t blame her. Most jury boxes don’t allow you to stand with one leg in front of the other, slightly raised. You have to sit, and then nobody can look at your butt.

Hospitalcore.

$1000 on a trip at 24 is a lot of money. However, $1000 at 24 into an account that returns ~7%/year on average for 20 years will be worth $4000 at age 44.

The adventures of Florida Man continues!

“Florida Man feeds pet alligator pizza. Florida Man drives car into McDonald’s for a burger. Florida Man robs liquor store with chicken leg.”

I’m 19 and on hella drugs in that photo, and find it funnier with each passing year

Also wtf? They were driving a black BMW.

No, fuck that.

*having flashbacks to when I was a 8 year old POG hustler*

That moment when JoJo was all about how you need to find your SO super sexy forever and ever or it’s not real love, Wells had a look on his face that said “I know what I should say here, but I cannot go to crazyland with you, hon.” And it was everything. I admire him for having a shred of self-respect.

I literally started crying out “Emmy! Emmy!” and clapping madly when I saw this scene. I even got up from my couch.