Drunk person at work also checkin in! Woohooo

I’m drunk at work right now so.. WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEWEEEAAAHHHHH!!! WHERE IS COURT?! Court are you here? Is this you?

God, it must be SO HARD to be judged by your appearance and clothing choices instead of your skills and work ethic. HOW TERRIBLE.

I love my cargo shorts. I’m a middle-aged dad; we automatically receive a pair in the mail on our birthday.

The Python script still works. I’m using that, and have been using that more than Pokevision, it’s more accurate anyway (though it doesn’t show how much time is left on them)

I’m nearly forty, and this shape dress in a dull colour with a chunky heel, maybe a wedge, and dully colourful nails has basically been my summer.

I don’t blame her. Most jury boxes don’t allow you to stand with one leg in front of the other, slightly raised. You have to sit, and then nobody can look at your butt.

Hospitalcore.

$1000 on a trip at 24 is a lot of money. However, $1000 at 24 into an account that returns ~7%/year on average for 20 years will be worth $4000 at age 44.

The adventures of Florida Man continues!

“Florida Man feeds pet alligator pizza. Florida Man drives car into McDonald’s for a burger. Florida Man robs liquor store with chicken leg.”

I’m 19 and on hella drugs in that photo, and find it funnier with each passing year

Here’s what I dont understand: I have seen so many people saying that her calmness is “fishy” (it’s not, you just don’t have a very nuanced understanding of human nature. dumbass!), but then they never really continue with what they think the implications of her acting “fishy” are. So, even if her calmness was…

Also, the broken taillight reason was BS. Police scanner recordings revealed that the officer pulled them over because they might be suspects in a robbery because he saw a “wide nose.” They were straight up racially profiled (sadly unsurprising).

I have never done that but I would suggest perhaps waiting and trying to figure out a better response in the morning.

I never post on here since I'm grey and have a very boring life but tonight I do not and I have to talk about it. I am a straight 27-year old white guy who just so happens to love Selena Gomez and her music. I've not gotten to go to many concerts but yesterday I decided to buy a ticket to the show in Anaheim and this…

You know that Galliano was blasted drunk during that outburst and he's sober now. I'm not sure if it matters, but as a person in recovery that's an important context. I said and did really stupid things when I was fucked up that I hope people will forgive me for now.

I’m excited to see his work on the runway. And how some of these notions translate to retail.

That moment when JoJo was all about how you need to find your SO super sexy forever and ever or it’s not real love, Wells had a look on his face that said “I know what I should say here, but I cannot go to crazyland with you, hon.” And it was everything. I admire him for having a shred of self-respect.

I literally started crying out “Emmy! Emmy!” and clapping madly when I saw this scene. I even got up from my couch.