Unfortunately, Trolls are as necessary a part of the online ecosystem as mosquitoes are to your backyard.

SNOWDEN Sucks - he's a TRAITOR.

THANKS, WE LOVE ATTENTION

Did you happen to see this gem on your way into town? It's always a crowd favorite.

This is a seriously great article. I grew up around Salem and I've always really found what you say here to be true - on the one hand, I feel like making the town so kitschy is doing a disservice to the actual, serious tragedy that took place there, but without all that I wonder if people would pay as much attention…

Call me a snob, but when I die, I demand cold brew at the very least.

Forgiven. You're not the one who poured a freakin' Coolatta on a grave!!!!! The person buried there is probably spinning in that grave now (cause they're so full of sugar and caffeine, amirite?)

Great article! Also, Madeleine, aren't you a little worried that you fucked around with the occult and now you're going to end up becoming soulmates with Katy Perry? I'd avoid cherry chapstick for the next 8-10 months if I were you.

2. I watched porn for the first time.

During my only trip to Salem for an overnight 7th grade class trip, two spooky things happened: 1. One of the rooms was vandalized with a swastika and the culprit was never found. 2. I watched porn for the first time.

Toronto and surrounding area is full of immigrants (I am one of them). Many come from Middle East or other countries and get petrified with a dog near them. But upper class whites are major dicks too. A few times I've tried to let my dog to sniff around without a leash (secluded parks, etc.) and people wanted to call…

I hope it is just dumbness or simple dog joy. Not a vet, but bull terriers tend to suffer from a neurologically-based disorder known as "compulsive spinning" and it looks a lot like that when it's not on a bed. So... yeah.

-Ruiner of fun

but they could keep sending those cds to everyone everywhere and place them in every blockbuster!

Here's Gizmodo's first ever web page, 2002.

Perhaps I should have moved to Montreal instead, in Toronto where I live it is completely different...

What does it look like when she takes off her corset and clothes? Does her waist stay that tiny? If she stopped wearing it for awhile, would her body go back to normal eventually? I have so many questions.

Who needs an effin' corset?

"Maturing is realizing how many things don't require your comment."