Any cop will tell you: the simplest answer is usually the right one. You should've stopped after a).

WHY DIDN'T THEY ASK FOR ID, THEN? And if you can't think of any other possibilities, then you're not as imaginative as I thought, and I think you need to google cop behavior with dogs, with women, with blacks, with hispanics, and etc, etc, etc.

which part of looking for someone else involves threatening to kill someones dog because he's allowed to? I must be missing that part.

Don't take it personally, Wes. Some people can't touch alcohol without going overboard, and just assume the rest of us don't have self-control either. A night of drinking doesn't always mean pounding shots - if you were actually intoxicated, the cop would have brought you in on public intoxication charges. Sheesh,…

I have to second and expand from Wes. These f-ing pussies feel empowered just by the fact of having a "piece" and a shiny badge on their hands. I guess, masturbating brokebac-style gets boring after a while around those places. I say with all sincerity a bunch of pussies, because if these f-ing a-holes, really feel…

Please Google "Occam's Razor"; then use it to shave your moustache.

That's part of the plan.

I'm glad your dog is okay!

I'm the kind of person that's able to project himself into the world and achieve the results I desire. I'm unable to do that when cops are assholes. Why?

Going to a bar and having a nice night out is perfectly legal. As is camping with your dog. What's your point?

It's not what happened. The cops were reprehensible, adolescent thugs. End of story and consider this discussion over.

There is no need for any of this. When I was in my early teens, I started road biking seriously. Hundreds of miles a week. And we lived in South Florida at the time. Dogs hated me riding by. Bird Dogs, Pit bulls, giant frigging mastiffs, even little rat dogs. They would charge and try to bite my leg, I would pull…

It's just a dog bite. Bees also sting and snakes also bite. It's not the end of the world and doesn't merit a drawn weapon.

There was nothing else going on. Without spending 3k words describing it or sounding like too much of an asshole: Neither I nor my friends could possibly meet any description, nor was this a situation in which what you're suggesting could occur. It was a couple of peckerwood, cowardly cops looking for trouble, plain…

It's weird because your dogs aren't black...

Also, this is Chief. He would like to meet Wiley and Sansho. He is also large, and a sweetheart and I can't imagine the panic I would feel in your situation. That's unforgivable.

People like you are part of the problem.

Sure thing. I'm thinking cop-on-dog violence needs to be an issue for us.

That's extremely far fetched. When you hear hooves, do you think master criminals on the run Zebras?

My dog shoots back.