Hello and thanks : ) I totally agree. As we're not talking about 100 years ago in the Arctic, there's absolutely no excuse for wearing fur but I was trying to express my opinion as open-mindedly as possible. I wasn't sure if my comment would be responded to but from having followed Jezebel for the past 5 years, I…

Well the first thing the USA would do is stop printing Social Security and public assistance checks for residents of the newly found nation of Reagan. I hear that might not go over well in Florida where the residents skew a tad older.

So what's supposed to happen to us Black people when this new Reagan nation comes to fruition? Oh wait, never mind. We either embrace being slaves again, get lynched for resisting or create another Underground Railroad. ALL ABOARD!!! Black, gay and Latino...let's get the fuck OUT!!

Florida, South Carolina, and Georgia largely depend on the money of liberal states to keep the lights on.

I judge the hell out of other cultures when, say, they condone stoning women to death, or raping children. Or torturing animals. Or killing endangered species.

What is most entertaining is that these "traditional values" types are actually calling for a theocracy in the name of "freedom." Because, you know, the 2000 year old natterings of a dozen or so guys in dusty robes say so.

Let them use every single bootstrap!!!

They also don't get any federal benefits. No social security. No Medicare. No VA. No unemployment. No funds for schools or roads. Nothing. I can pretty much guarantee that those bootstrapping state's rights fuckers would be begging to come back within months.

Addendum: I love that Florida is defined as having great family values.

What's next -Raygun wants us to nuke Liberia out of existence because, ebola + commies = welfare queens?

When are these people going to stop talking about it and actually do it? Lincoln made a huge mistake when he dragged the south back into the union. The US would be better off with out conservatives dragging us back into the dark ages.

I'm not going to lie, I skimmed the article with all the attention my after double-shift brain could muster, and I saw "DJ Loaf" and got desperately excited that maybe Meat Loaf was becoming a celeb DJ. Now I'm sad.

Please, don't judge my abhorrence of needless cruelty.

Good news everyone: Texas's rate of teenage pregnancies has lowered over time. But it's still one of the worst in the country. :(

Yes, and teaching kids complete sex education and making healthcare access for women easy and cheap won't do a thing to help keep unmarried ladies from getting knocked up. Fucking idiots.

Ever since California legalized same-sex marriage (twice, because awful voters de-legalized it), there have been absolutely no babies born in California because heterosexuals have all turned into homosexuals. It's been terrifying.

The only reason my husband and I don't have children is because we think all of those gays are ruining the country.

NOOOOO IT MAKES NO SENSE

It's perfectly cromulent logic. First you establish that the only reason for marriage is for couples to share government- and society-derived benefits to raise children. Then, you crack down on all those children-lacking married heteros out there argue that same-sex marriage tempts people into not raising children.