Are you in San Antonio? Because our ballot for judges literally contains people who have been removed for judicial misconduct before. Fuck me sideways, how does one get the audacity to run despite that stain?
Someone asked why I haven't voted yet, since early voting started, and I told the truth: I honestly want to…

"congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion"

We get this in the American sense from a letter by Thomas Jefferson. It's often been cited as evidence, along with other statements by different founders, as the basis for separation of Church and State. In general, I concur with those citations. I think the founders were terribly frightened of a state church.

Given the propensity of lt.gov's and many junior Texan politicians to end up embroiled in some scandal in their first term, this guy has a statistical half-life of 2.8 years. Inbetween that time, treat it as a lesson in political Peter principle.

I'm line voting Democratic because reasons. (And I live in Texas.)

If Texas has such a boner for being so 'independent' from the rest of the US, I say we let them.

Correction, Kara, we're about to elect an ENTIRE STATE BALLOT of whackadoos. I mourn for my great state.

We try Kara, God knows we blue Texans try - but damn gerrymandering makes it nearly impossible, even if we have the numbers.

Actually, he didn't. The hospital admitted they blew it with that information.

racism + greg = not a pretty sight

So I guess tells Jason not to write things he witnessed. How dare he!

Interesting that you think just because you do it everyone is doing it. Of course many people are doing it but it is unfair to those not playing games that you have to resort to playing games. Might want to grow out of that one day. ;)

Let's play spot the red flags:

"I'm a nice guy."

"The Game"

"I'm not an evil bastard"

Bonus points for "Hairpins on my nightstand" (lololol)

Surprising lack of "feeeemales"

All told, C- needs moar Peacocking.

I have maybe a carry-on of baggage (as opposed to the standard steamer trunk of baggage most people have), but if everyone is seemingly playing "The Game", well it's game on, then.

Guys that call themselves Nice Guys usually aren't.

Guys try this with me sometimes, all "Oh, but you'd never date meeee...." They are rrright every time.

You've just named my next rap song. "hairpins on my nightstand" — and those are all the lyrics, too. Dirty Souf.

I'll bet you never get laid. This post is all about you- and nobody asked.

Wow, you're such a "nice guy," manipulating women into sleeping with you! News flash: You're an asshole.

Something you don't mention here is the most powerful technique I have ever used in 30 years of sales: The takeaway close.