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Never understood the "get a job" insult to people who likely have jobs. I mean, disregarding the racism and general awfulness and just looking at it from an insult effectiveness standpoint, it's terrible.

useful trivia: actually, no, he hadn't. that picture that got passed around of what was supposedly Darren Wilson's orbital fracture was a hoax, and also happened to be one of the first Google Image Search results for 'orbital fracture.'

Nice to know that see you next Tuesday hating on the Marine is going to have some beauty of lung cancer in no time. Problem solved.

Because they are totally okay with the idea of this happening again and again. I don't know how many times I've seen people online encouraging the police to be even more trigger-happy, to keep "these thugs off our streets."

Alternatively, it's saying "I'm a white person ignorant of racism and rather than face the problems and try to solve it, I insist on perpetuating the problem and acting indignant when someone points out racism."

You don't understand it because you are sane.

I want you to have Ebola.

Because they are racists.

Saying "I am Darren Wilson" is essentially saying "I am a piece of shit cop who shot and murdered an unarmed black kid." Why are people saying this with pride? I don't understand.

Applying Ben Affleck logic, not all black people are criminals, not all white people aren't racist, not all cardinals fans are racist, not all black people are mike brown, not all white people shoot black people, not all muslims are terrorists.

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This potato sprout kind of looks like an embryonic hand. It's waving at you! "Hi Cassie!!!"

This was something suggested in "Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Sex But Were Afraid to Ask," if I remember correctly.

It's like someone was playing a game of contraceptive "telephone" with her. The true yam (aka the "sweet potato" [which are not the same thing, but try telling that to Americans]) is a source of hormones used in making, among other things, contraceptive pills. So you can, actually, make a contraceptive out of a

Wasn't there a Roald Dahl story about a man who had truffles or something growing in his butt? And then the doctor scraped some off and took it home to his family? And they all ate the butt-truffles and started growing butt-truffles of their own??

The spider thing is not a myth; a similar thing happened to a friend of mine, though the spider-baby abscess was on his arm. Totally likely it happened to someone's face at some point in time.

I went to school with girls who thought douching with coke was a contraceptive. Abstinence programs work, Y'all!

I've seen too many people sit there, with absolutely no cars coming the opposite direction.

I always take it to mean "You have the right of way, but there's an elevated chance that other drivers might not realize this, so proceed with caution"

I would also add to this: