notwithoutmyplatinumchip
NotWithoutMyPlatinumChip
notwithoutmyplatinumchip

I just want the Watchmen Babies series....!

Maher respects Detective Ice Cube and all the fine work he does on Law and Order: SVU.

I think the overlap of people who like Anthony Bourdain and people who voted for Trump is pretty minimal.

All I know about Guy Fieri is that he lends his name to a line of bacon-wrapped medallion steaks at Costco, which aren’t very good. As I understand the Internet, that is enough to make him worse than Hitler.

Well, I’d be impressed if the show featured pop culture references from the future.

Are you talking about the before times? In the long, long ago?

This is a scorching take

Man, that comment was twice as long as the article! Good stuff in there too!

Salutations~!

People are jumping on them based on a promo for the show that they didn’t even cut or contribute to. It’s crazy. They’ve also objectively attacked Trump more than any other President since the show began. It’s true that they barely attacked Bush, but they never attacked Obama either.

They tackle specific issues,

Sigh...here we go...

Welp, this is the beginning of the end. South Park is a 1990's hyper-offensive program that is now broadcasting in a 2010's hyper-sensitive culture. I can hear the entire editorial staff across Gizmodo Media sharpening their knives for the season premiere. The episode could be about anything and it’ll still be

‘Member Disqus?

Adding video games to the Olympics is an insult to actual athletes.

You hear that AV Club? We’ve got the bodies of Olympians. 

You know what else is falling? My marketability and self-esteem each month I remain unemployed! Yay!

It’s just a little airborne!

Finally, someone debunks the insidious stereotype that girls are less brutally savage than boys. Girl power!

Get me his non-union Mexican equivalent!

Just fucking hang it up already, enough is enough.